Oh LAWD, when did THAT happen?? Feels like yesterday I was smelling that soft baby hair, bargaining with him to give up his soother and teaching him to pee on trees. Now he's taller than me and we're having weekly cringe-worthy discussions on girlfriends and not sneaking out of the house. I'm making up stories to scare him out of doing anything he shouldn't be doing and I'm now re-learning math and scared to come across crusty socks when I'm doing laundry.
Ooph. I don't think I'm ready.