I had the pleasure of meeting a charming man at a local radio station last week who, like very few people in this area, was without any discernible accent. I asked him where he was from and so on. He said he was originally from Colorado but more recently from Kansas. Came here quite recently as a professor at a state university. Told me about a friend of his in Kansas who called before he made the move, to say that he'd just seen an episode of "Moonshiners." In this episode, the moonshining clan's patriarch was wearing an old, torn t-shirt from our local university where this gentleman had already accepted a teaching position. It was, he said, too late to turn back.