Finally selected tenants. Yay! They're doctors! Yay! They make lots of money! Yay! They've never lived in a house before! What? They've been so busy with college, med school, and residency they've always had a dorm or apartment. Have never paid separate bills for things. "We didn't budget for water." "How do we get cable?" "You're not going to come over and shovel the driveway?"