Truly good friends are rare. I'm talking about the ones that listen without judgement, cry with you, laugh at you.
They go the extra mile. They won't just help you kill the people you hate or the ones who hurt you, they'll help you hide the body.
And they don't show up with bail money. They can't, because they're in the cell right beside you, laughing about the charges against you and saying "Damn, that was fun!"