During his break this morning, a Deaf co-worker came into my office and proceeded to inform me that the testosterone booster pills he's been taking are having a positive effect, and that he can now achieve erections once again.
Because, you know, I was concerned about his reproductive health.
Yesterday, a different co-worker (hearing) came in and told me all about how she once beat the hell out of one of her husbands because he was "drunk off his ass."
Because, you know, I wanted to know about her past relationships.
This morning, a third co-worker (also hearing), who recently suffered a broken nose, informed me that while she can't kiss much due to the nose getting in the way thing, she's totally good with action below the chin.
Like I said, I can't make this stuff up.