Picture via Bing from: http://stannnashville.wikispaces.com/6th+Grade
And he ASKED me what was it that he did. I refused to answer at first, second, and third. Then he pressed the issue further and I replied that he should KNOW. Of course, he claimed he didn't so I reiterated the facts, and only the facts. Certainly NOT Breaking News.
Envisioning using his ink-stained hands to get a fingerprint to run a criminal background check.
Makes for a good memoir though.