Jewish mom, reform: we don't do God or organized religion, but that didn't mean I didn't have a Bat Mitzvah at the temple we shared with a church, nor did it stop my Southern Christian father from converting to Judaism (to win my mom even though she didn't require conversion believing religion to be the bane of the masses . . .) and then I am the only one with the curly blonde Jewfro, the rest of the Hungarians and Southern Christian Scottish English now known to be French Chickasaw Cherokees having straight dark hair.
The Jewish Milk Man?