80% of my current staff is relocating, hence the need for new applicants.
Must be drama-free. You should enjoy the occasional afternoon cocktail. Speak honestly about children and parenting, but don’t revolve every conversation around that topic. Be interested in popular culture. Prefer dive bars as opposed to trendy establishments. Must dislike romantic comedies. Must have a sense of humor and attempt to not take things too seriously. An interest in sports is a plus.
Accompany me to events such as (but not limited to): live music venues, improv comedy shows (such as UCB), book readings, and beer gardens (weather accordingly).
If interested in the position, please send a detailed letter that states your qualifications and reason for applying. Also, please include the following:
*Favorite TV shows, films, and books
Serious inquiries only.