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What six words would I tell my teen self if I could go back in time?
While you're stoned read a book

If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell \"it's the story of my life,\" what would you be talking about?
my wit gets me through shit

Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
No other site are this concise

In bed I like to read:
The books me looks are ebooks

My favorite story of all time is:
cat in the hat comes back

Right now, I'm reading:
Just read ,\"Right now i'm reading.\"

The song that encapsulates the soundtrack of my life is?
Me me me me. Me me

If I could have one person read my writing on SMITH it would be?
Someone who pays me $10,000 /word

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