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shylak

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Member since November 19, 2013

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Website:
mommywarnedyou.tumblr.com

About Me

Right now, I'm reading:
My AP United States history book.

In bed I like to read:
Six Word Memoirs or poems.

My favorite story of all time is:
the one about a little girl that could...i'm sure it's out there somewhere.

Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
Anywhere on tumblr.

If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell \"it's the story of my life,\" what would you be talking about?
Something embarrassing happening to a character on a classic sitcom followed by monotonous laughter.

What six words would I tell my teen self if I could go back in time?
He will never, ever love you.

The song that encapsulates the soundtrack of my life is?
Harper Lee by the Little Green Cars

If I could have one person read my writing on SMITH it would be?
My tenth grade english teacher, Miss Rushenberg.

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