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Eyes shut. Ears plugged. "LALALA" loudly.

BY ADHDean on June 14, 2017
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Now that we've got that taken care of, please feel at liberty to continue your unchecked purchase of assault rifles so that we might defend ourselves on the baseball diamonds that dot the towns of this fine nation like so many dazzling stars on our majestic flag.

Because 'MURICA!!

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