Dearest Teenager, When you parked next to me at the school, you parked so close that I could barely open up my door, much less sqeeze through to get into my truck. I'm assuming you thought I was super skinny. So with that being said, I'll take that as a compliment. And while your at it...learn to park your fucking car in between the stupid white lines! Sincerely, Skinny Bitch.