You know, so they could follow me around and play awesome background music as I do stuff throughout my day. How amazing would that be? Maybe I'll call for auditions.

Boss: "Dean, I'm a little concerned about your work performance lately..."

Me: "Sorry, hold on a sec while Bobby grinds out a serious solo on his axe... Thanks, Bobby! Sorry, what were you saying, Boss?"

Boss: "... Just that it's awesome to have you here, Dean. We all love you. Carry on."