Impossible to please, inflexible, petty, scowling, unapproachable, over-sensitive, self-centred, unwilling to accept help. Never mind who it's about (told ya, when I'm famous I don't want this stuff to come back and bite me!! I'm only half joking....!)

PHEW! Glad I got that off my chest. Thank you all for just being here. You don't even have to respond, I feel better already :)

Pardon my spitting feathers; normal service will resume shortly.