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'Bout to get bare-ass in face.

BY ErikaStellar on June 18, 2014
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The locker room at my YMCA is not well known for its spaciousness. So when you are sitting on the bench squeezed into the middle of the already tight quarters, and you are sitting directly in front of my locker, and you are face down in your cell phone, and you don't respond to my polite "excuse me" request, and you don't heed my second "excuse me" warning cry, and you don't acknowledge my 'excuse me budge and nudge' as I attempt to sidle by...

I will by all means drop my towel and bend over so you must then deal with my bare ass dangerously close to your face.

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