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Contest: The One-Word Title of Your Memoir

The top three books in The New York Times nonfiction bestseller list for the week of November 14:

1. Life by Keith Richards
2. Broke by Glenn Beck
3. Earth by Jon Stewart

So, what’s the one-word title of your memoir? Leave it in the comments here, with, optionally, a one-sentence explanation why (and, yes, your sentence can be more than six words). Erin McKean, founder of our favorite place for linguistic treats, Wordnik, will pick her favorite. The winning scribe gets a copy of one of the above books, or, if you don’t like those options, you can choose SMITH Mag’s most recent Six-Word Memoir book.

Contest ends on November 19 (5pm est). Enter as often as you like. On Twitter, tag it: #1wordmemoir.

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  • CT Goods
    November 15, 2010

    Shards.

  • Lisa Bottone
    November 15, 2010

    Journeywoman

  • Lisa Bottone
    November 15, 2010

    Undefined

  • Veronica Keegan Moore
    November 15, 2010

    Tenacious

  • Lisa Bottone
    November 15, 2010
  • Lisa Bottone
    November 15, 2010
  • Lisa Bottone
    November 15, 2010
  • Jenny
    November 15, 2010

    Finally (because after all the ups, downs, trials, and tribulations of life – eventually it all comes to an end and then we’re all at peace – finally.)

  • Katherine Carroll
    November 15, 2010

    Runaway

  • Larry Smith
    November 15, 2010

    Overcaffeinated.
    Ideal for running a web community, a little tough to live with…

  • Lisa Bottone
    November 15, 2010
  • Valérie
    November 15, 2010

    Ambivalence

    – because my feelings and thoughts always seem to be conflicted and can never be straightforward (and I just like this word as well 😉 )

  • Amanda
    November 15, 2010

    Adapted.

    Because life (on the large and small scales) is about change, and this memoir adapts my memories and experiences into print. (Who knows? If it’s good, maybe a film or made-for-TV movie, too!)

  • Our Bold Hero
    November 15, 2010

    Notwithstanding

  • Marc Bernardin
    November 15, 2010

    Assimilated.
    Not only am I a black man who walks successfully through a predominately white world, I’m a geek who as integrated successfully into society.

  • Holly
    November 15, 2010

    Dilettante

  • Sgul
    November 15, 2010
  • Sgul
    November 15, 2010
  • ally c
    November 15, 2010

    Hope
    …because despite it all, i still have the hope for a better tomorrow.

  • GN
    November 15, 2010
  • Douglas
    November 15, 2010

    Caveats.

  • Lisa Bottone
    November 15, 2010

    Anyways……
    I was once encouraged to consider this word as a prompt to jog my thoughts past judjments and comments from everyone and anyone around me. After I listen and nod my head, I think (despite the lack of gramatical correctness) “Anyways, what will I do now” It brings everything back to my responsabilty for my choices.

  • Lisa Bottone
    November 15, 2010

    Inamorata

  • Lisa Bottone
    November 15, 2010

    gadabout

  • Lisa Bottone
    November 15, 2010
  • Julia
    November 15, 2010

    Medicated.

    (It’s how I get up, how I fall asleep, and how I survive everything in between.)

  • Liz
    November 15, 2010
  • GabrielJR
    November 15, 2010

    Regards.

  • Killie
    November 15, 2010

    Toughgrrl
    -I don’t take any crap from anyone and most men are threatened by this.

  • Killie
    November 15, 2010

    Yo
    -My favorite saying.

  • Killie
    November 15, 2010

    Freedom
    -After my divorce, it’s what rang true! (and my ears are still blissfully ringing!)

  • Killie
    November 15, 2010

    Witch
    -Fits me perfectly.

  • Karen
    November 15, 2010
  • Sam Grobart
    November 15, 2010
  • Sarah
    November 15, 2010

    Veganized

  • Penelope
    November 15, 2010

    Passport
    Ever since I grew up in a farm town, I’ve been itching to land somewhere else, and I’ve lived around the world from Denmark to New Zealand. It took staying in place in San Francisco to find true love – to an Italian.

  • David W. Berner
    November 15, 2010

    My memoir – my real one – is entitled ACCIDENTAL LESSONS. The story of a rookie teacher and his road to self-discovery.

    But – I think the memoir could easily be entitled ACCIDENTAL.
    That says a lot, don’t you think?

    David B
    Author, ACCIDENTAL LESSONS

  • Cathy
    November 15, 2010

    Laughable

  • SAH
    November 15, 2010

    Him
    (the last few years were all shaped because of that one person)

  • Lisa Qiu
    November 15, 2010

    Peripheraltastique

    I think that at this point in my life I’ve been living on the outskirts of other people’s success and passions— but in a fantastic way where I’ve been taken wonderful places both physically and mentally. Thus— peripheral + fantastic!

  • Beth
    November 15, 2010

    Me
    courtesy of Katharine Hepburn and Ricky Martin

  • Beth
    November 15, 2010

    Replay
    would be mine own

  • Arru
    November 15, 2010

    Real

    my experiences in the last few years are teaching me to try and be truly authentic, to be myself.

  • dangonzalez
    November 15, 2010

    responderé

  • Jeanette Cheezum
    November 15, 2010
  • Larry Smith
    November 15, 2010

    My 14-year-old nephew reports that his would be, “Sexy.”

  • Nick Seagers
    November 15, 2010

    Inebriated

  • Victoria
    November 15, 2010

    Confusiated…

  • Victoria
    November 15, 2010

    Dogged.
    (brought my 4 dogs to visit my kids and their 5 dogs)

  • Tsia Harris
    November 15, 2010

    Tailspin

  • Tsia Harris
    November 15, 2010
  • Tsia Harris
    November 15, 2010
  • SAH
    November 15, 2010
  • A.Keller
    November 15, 2010

    Juicy.
    Bonvivant.
    Dandy.
    Tremensely.

  • molly r
    November 15, 2010
  • Milena
    November 16, 2010

    Lugubrious.

  • jaced
    November 16, 2010

    Nutshell.

  • Tom
    November 16, 2010

    Lymphomartini. The story of my most recent year and a half; the fear from my lymphoma diagnosis, and how we overcame that fear to royally kick some ass.

  • Mary Elizabeth
    November 16, 2010

    Tom & I are in similar boats — per my cancer tweet yesterday:

    Melanomaniac

  • ak
    November 16, 2010
  • Jim Gladstone
    November 16, 2010
  • Jim Gladstone
    November 16, 2010

    The tears, the tenderness, the heat-drenched drama.

  • Jim Gladstone
    November 16, 2010

    Tears. Tenderness. Sweat-drenched drama. Mmm hmm.

  • abby ellin
    November 16, 2010

    Solipsism
    (A LOVE STORY!)

  • abby ellin
    November 16, 2010

    alternatively:

    Solipsist

    (The story of moi)

  • Tsia Harris
    November 16, 2010

    Wander-lust
    tales of an emotionally promiscuous girl with an insatiable need to.. travel.

  • Susan Breeden
    November 16, 2010

    Perplexed.
    (About so many things, and on a daily basis.)

  • shaunyata
    November 16, 2010

    Juxtaposed
    From conception to marriage, careers to parentage, my life can be viewed as a series of juxtapositions.

  • Susan Breeden
    November 16, 2010

    Self-helped.
    (I’m a total self-help book junkie.)

  • GabrielJR
    November 16, 2010

    Laments

  • Almost Teb
    November 16, 2010

    scaredoflivinghopefulforabettertomorrow
    I guess it won’t count, right? If not, my word is oxymoron

  • PDXWLF
    November 16, 2010

    Swexican, because my mom is Swedish.

  • Bethany Wilk
    November 16, 2010

    Worldly. (I grew up as a Jehovah’s Witness, and this is their term for non-believers.)

  • Bethany Wilk
    November 16, 2010

    Untimely.
    (Because so many life events happen at inconvenient and ill-timed intervals.)

  • Gisele
    November 16, 2010

    Wordsmith

  • Laralee
    November 17, 2010
  • Kelly
    November 17, 2010
  • Kelly
    November 17, 2010

    Doormat

  • Kelly
    November 17, 2010

    Sisyphus

  • Kelly
    November 17, 2010

    Gringa

    [Grew up as the only American girl in a predominantly Hispanic neighborhood.]

  • cynchi
    November 17, 2010
  • Cathy Lilly
    November 17, 2010

    unquenchable
    -my eternal flame

  • xina_lowe
    November 17, 2010

    Bogtrotter.

    No straight, easy paths in my life. Scenic, though.

  • sonny smith
    November 17, 2010

    Ahhh!

    ( memoir of a life focused on the all together too brief moments of joy & bliss in a world full of pain & misery)

  • Britt Knight
    November 17, 2010

    Riptide

  • Bobbie
    November 17, 2010

    Satisified.

  • Britt Knight
    November 17, 2010

    Kapakahi
    (Hawaiian for confused or mixed-up.)

  • Bobbie
    November 17, 2010

    Perfect.

  • Elisa Shevitz
    November 17, 2010
  • Shira Lazar
    November 17, 2010

    neurosity
    it’s a mix of neurosis and tenacity

  • Jeanette Cheezum
    November 17, 2010

    Diligent

  • Jeanette Cheezum
    November 17, 2010

    Survivor

  • Jeanette Cheezum
    November 17, 2010

    Faithful

  • Jeanette Cheezum
    November 17, 2010
  • Jeremy
    November 17, 2010

    Klong

    “[A] word coined by Frank Mankiewicz to describe ”a sudden rush of crud to the heart,”’ such rush caused by the realization that all that time, you had been wrong about something.

  • arluckett
    November 17, 2010

    multihued

  • Loon
    November 17, 2010

    Tripe— takes guts to survive out there

  • Loon
    November 17, 2010

    Gestalt

  • Loon
    November 17, 2010

    Unrequited — we love life far more than it loves us

  • Loon
    November 17, 2010

    Genitalia —- everyone will want to read my memoir

  • Loon
    November 17, 2010
  • Loon
    November 17, 2010

    Welcome — An invitation to a life of exceptional mediocrity

  • Loon
    November 17, 2010

    Stirred— A life unlived by James Bond

  • Loon
    November 17, 2010

    Laugh —It’s the quintessential defense mechanism

  • Loon
    November 17, 2010

    Homogenized — Succumbing to the American melting pot.

  • Bobbie
    November 17, 2010
  • Bobbie
    November 17, 2010

    Bullshit-ed
    – Don’t think my mother ever told me the truth!!!

  • SAH
    November 17, 2010

    Teenager…

  • Carl
    November 17, 2010

    “Distracte…”

  • Carl
    November 17, 2010

    “Almost”

  • ctgoods2
    November 17, 2010

    Shameless

  • mrsjack
    November 17, 2010

    Chameleon

  • sfdell
    November 17, 2010

    Reassembled

    Restoring the shards of youth, I want to be a grown up when I grow up.

  • Loon
    November 17, 2010

    If — For all those things left undone

  • Loon
    November 17, 2010

    Edited — To ensure our legacy is almost real

  • Loon
    November 17, 2010

    With — the Most Wanted preposition in the English language

  • Loon
    November 17, 2010

    Pi — Enigmatic, life imitates unknowable numbers — we simply do not know the ending

  • Loon
    November 17, 2010

    Lust — The driver behind most of our life-shaping accidents.

  • Loon
    November 17, 2010

    Should’ve — Without the second-guessing, what fun would a memoir be?

  • Loon
    November 17, 2010

    Child — We begin as children and end the same — with older skin.

  • Loon
    November 17, 2010

    Mom — Born of Mom, be a Mom, love a Mom — life’s all about Mom.

  • Loon
    November 18, 2010

    Ball — Sports, sex, prom, bawl, rolling stone, completeness…

  • SAH
    November 18, 2010

    Highschool

  • Amy
    November 18, 2010

    Done!

    Stick a fork in me…

  • Loon
    November 18, 2010

    Loon — About to land jelly side down

  • Loon
    November 18, 2010

    And — And that’s all there is…

  • Loon
    November 18, 2010

    Claustrophobia — It’s not easy being that mountain guy in the cave

  • Loon
    November 18, 2010
  • Loon
    November 18, 2010
  • Loon
    November 18, 2010

    Sleep — Finally get to rest

  • Loon
    November 18, 2010

    Dead — Buried alive by my last chapter.

  • Christopher
    November 18, 2010
  • Melanie
    November 18, 2010

    Homonymy – We’re all in a state of being so many different things at once, in the guise of being just one thing.

  • Susan
    November 18, 2010

    Disrupted.

    I came. I saw. I obsessed.

  • Teawench
    November 18, 2010

    unfinished

  • Mr London Street
    November 18, 2010

    Potentially?

    My life sometimes seems to be about potential; had it, lost it, tried to regain it, tried to realise it. If there’s ever a book, maybe I will have done.

  • Eleisabelle
    November 18, 2010

    Onomatopoeia. As a musician, actress, and writer, my life has been all about words and sound and how they relate to each other. 🙂

  • Natalia
    November 18, 2010

    Eclectic. Because it has been and still is.

  • Daniel
    November 18, 2010
  • Stephen Tiano
    November 18, 2010

    Unexpected

    Because my life has been punctuated by a series of surprises.

  • Deb
    November 18, 2010

    Mantourage

    (an almost true love story)

  • Tammy Castleberry
    November 18, 2010

    “Invisible” All my life I have felt people have just looked right through me as if I wasn’t there, ignored me, forgotten me.

  • Lisa Bottone
    November 18, 2010

    F.A.B

    This is an intersting acronym I made up after being called a “FAT ASS BITCH” by my former sister in law. Hey, if you don’t laugh you’ll cry right? Turn those lemons into lemonade…whatever you say bounces of me and sticks to you and all that Jazz! So yes, I guess I am F.A.B…my def of it not hers.

  • joseph
    November 18, 2010

    Rationalizations.

  • cb
    November 18, 2010
  • Russell
    November 18, 2010

    Palimpsest. I am the sum of my incarnations, each one a revised manuscript, a displaced testament to lost time.

  • Nancy Pate
    November 18, 2010

    Clearly

    Because I have lupus fog and my blog is called “On a Clear Day I Can Read Forever”

  • D.D. Syrdal
    November 18, 2010

    Time.

    There’s never enough, and I wish I’d been born in a different time.

  • Martina
    November 18, 2010

    Chaos – because I live in a constant state of chaos between work, family, friends, etc.

  • Loon
    November 18, 2010

    Normal — Ironic exposure of this Utopian no-such-place

  • Loon
    November 18, 2010

    Posted — aka The End

  • Leigh
    November 18, 2010

    Unfinished

  • Leigh
    November 18, 2010

    Compulsive

  • Bobbie
    November 18, 2010

    Distracted

  • Stephanie B. Reyes
    November 18, 2010

    Qualia

    Because you can’t tell “what it’s like” to live my life, unless you’ve lived it.

  • LoonNe
    November 18, 2010

    Next! — Life is a möbius
    strip bread line; hop on…

  • LoonI
    November 18, 2010

    Lie! — Just add “f” and shake, don’t stir . . .

  • Keely Done
    November 18, 2010

    Undecided–because indecision is the key to flexibility!

  • Mary mcloven
    November 18, 2010

    Actually…

  • Mary mcloven
    November 18, 2010

    Retro-spect

  • Mary mcloven
    November 18, 2010

    Ineffable!

  • Kelly
    November 18, 2010

    Skirting

  • Tes
    November 19, 2010

    Moments!

  • Girlygirl
    November 19, 2010

    Extra-Ordinary

    Extraordinary or extra ordinary? Either one could be quite fitting.

  • Loon
    November 19, 2010

    Pork — horny male pig, chunky, loves bacon, meets carnivorous world, and then “Pork!” springs love affair with Scout and Boo, lasts a lifetime.

  • Loon
    November 19, 2010

    Boo — Life is a bogeyman from Stephen King’s closet until one meets her Guardian Angel, Boo Radley…

  • Loon
    November 19, 2010

    Ishmael — Everyman’s furtive wish: Call me . . .

  • Loon
    November 19, 2010

    McMurphy — Always wanted to help him choke the Big Nurse and hoist him, alive, out that impossible window . . .

  • Loon
    November 19, 2010

    Allie — Like Holden’s lost brother, I too wrote poems in my baseball mitt, to pass those dull outfield moments, my roses in December.

  • Rich Dailey
    November 19, 2010

    Feastiality.

  • Rich Dailey
    November 19, 2010

    Onesomeness.

  • Tes
    November 19, 2010

    Experimental

  • abby ellin
    November 19, 2010

    POINTLESS.

  • rebecca
    November 19, 2010

    Survived

  • Kelly
    November 19, 2010

    McLovin’

  • Lynn Lamousin
    November 19, 2010

    Catatonic (confessions of an insomniac cat lady)

  • Anna Raff
    November 19, 2010

    WithDrawn
    As an artist, there’s so much more to me than meets the eye

  • EJK
    November 19, 2010

    cacophony

  • Angel Zapata
    November 19, 2010

    Egotistical

    (A book all about the remarkable me)

  • Quin Browne
    November 19, 2010

    Yes, I’m 13 minutes late–I’ve been baking muffins.

    *sigh*

    I’ll give one anyway…

    ‘Effervescent’

    or

    ‘Eclectic’

  • Susan Breeden
    November 20, 2010

    Whatever.
    (Apathy has become a survival skill.)

  • Laurel
    November 21, 2010

    Unrequited.

    I’ve been waiting five years.

  • Laurel
    November 21, 2010

    Giggly.

    I always crack and laugh under pressure. I have a truly maniacal laugh.

  • Tameka Mullins
    November 21, 2010

    Writer.

    This word defines me the best. Throughout my life when faced with challenges, triumphs or defeats, one thing remains. My ability to pour my emotions on a page. I live, therefore, I write.

  • Killie
    November 21, 2010

    Ink
    -I’m a tattooed writer, it’s all about the ink. Once you write it or stab it, it lasts forever…

  • Dave
    November 22, 2010

    “Almost”
    because I almost make something of myself but fuck it up in the end.

  • Morgan Zink
    November 22, 2010

    Unstoppable.
    No matter how much life knocks me down, I keep getting right back up and proving to it I can’t be stopped.

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