With the Summer Olympic Trials upon us, no wonder Sixers can’t help but talk about their own special talents. Whether you’ll be polishing off a routine on the balance beam or polishing a nice pint glass to fill up as you sit back and watch the games, it’s okay to brag a little about your areas of expertise. Click each name to read more Six-Word Memoirs from any of these gold medal worthy authors!

I made the Olympic lardass team. – BanjoDan

Is jumping through hoops in Olympics? – hieronimo

Awarded gold medal, passive aggressive Olympics. – notjustagirlintheworld

Forewent Olympic Trials. Instead, had baby. – MemoirOfMe

My daughter. Olympic gold medalist. Hurling. – Believe

Gold medalist: Olympic cheese eating team. – BGourley

Jumping to conclusions. An Olympic sport? – lannie6

Flirting for sport: catch and release. – LeeLee485

Official Sixer to the 2012 Olympics. – Steve Anthony

Gold medaled, Haight-Ashbury 1966 Olympic Mind-Games. – raised_by_wolves

Olympic fever! seems more like flu. – Litsa Dremousis

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