This week, you took us through slips, falls and tumbles of all different calibers. For SixContest #27, we asked you unique and bizarre medical emergencies. From silly accidents to serious illnesses that touch the soul, you delivered! Here are our Top Six favorites:

6. “I went in and found my life.” –cartwheel

5. “Bit through tongue, grand mal seizure.” –@TheHemicane (via Twitter)

4. “Never knew hammers could bounce back.” –13ftfall

3. “Cuervo makes for a terrible copilot.” – @MattDavis (via Twitter)

2. “Piggyback gone horribly wrong. Ruptured bladder.” –@evilmomthoughts (via Twitter)

And our top-rated medical emergency is…

1. “Bomb exploded, medics responded, marathon suspended.” –Nancy_Roy

Congrats to Nancy, who can put this winning six-word memoir (or any six words of her choice) on a fabulous key tag thanks to our friends at Various Projects!

Thanks to everyone who joined in the fun! Whether in our Caption Contests, on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or at sixwordmemoirs.com—keep on Sixing!