This week, Joe the Plumber launched his campaign for Congress, Anya Ayoung-Chee won Project Runway and future British princesses gained equal rights to the throne. Universes full of possibilities for them all, and those writing Six-Word Memoirs at SMITH were contemplating their own, from babies to jobs to a certain spooky holiday. Below are the best memoirs of the week. Click on each author’s name for more.

Timeliest Wordplay:“Wore ghost costume. Full of sheet.” –lisamoans
Most Creative Acronym: “My PMS: pissed at mom syndrome.” –caity145
Most Wistful: “Wasted youth on apathy and internet.” –JaquieNicole
Most Serendipitous: “Looked for husband, found a wife.” –Gloria_P
Toughest Narrative Arc: “Rejected fat girl, isn’t beauty inside?” –CyRhen
Most Playful: “But this is my slutty costume….” –ButtonPusher (profile image above).