We know that everyone has a story, but the online project Significant Objects believes every thing has a story, too. Started by Joshua Glenn and NYT “Consumed” columnist Rob Walker, the pair have recruited writers like William Gibson, Nicholson Baker, and Curtis Sittenfeld to craft significance for flotsam purchased on the cheap at thrift stores. They then sell story and object as a pair on eBay to determine whether a great story can make a random object valuable. Their findings say yes, and our newest Six-Word Challenge begs the question (with a extra special nod to original six-word story crafter Ernest Hemingway): Can you create Significance for this Object in just six words? The winning response will be published on the Significant Objects site, and more to the point, on its eBay store. Proceeds from that auction go to the author of the winning submission.
So what about this object, a lighter in the shape of small pool ball? What’s its story? You tell us. Leave your six-word story in the comments area below. The contest is open until Friday, November 6, 8pm EST.
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Joe
I smoked and hustled. My mistake.
Rick Liebling
“To Rick: lighter,” read Felson’s will.
Mimi
Pocket scorched, the break still loomed.
Voodoo_Lady
Right corner pocket. World blew up.
Voodoo_Lady
Planning revenge on the eight ball.
ScoBo
Behind the Eight Ball? Burn it.
JH
The lighter came and went unnoticed.
Lovey
Your friends will bowl over – guaranteed!
Smartypanties
Rumored to be James Bond’s muse.
metheothertwin
Warning! Not for pocket pool use.
Teachjoy
Pool cue c’mon light my fire!
José Tavares
How would they know?
metheothertwin
Warning! Will not work in pool.
Joe
Carl’s only billiards trick that worked.
Wijnand
Rack ‘m up, push to fire.
EmaProwler
“Burn my pocket,” said sultry table.
Alex de Campi
“Flame Out”: Story of my life.
SRadnidge
Cassette tape flapped in the wind.
E. Joyce
Newest Boehner – Hamilton home tanning gadget.
K Kreth
Smoking and pool. Man’s greatest vices.
Kelly Kreth
After pool table sex, smoked cigarettes.
Charles
Eyebrows gone. Should have read label.
Kelly Imperatore
Mel’s Pool Hall burned down. Ooops!
metheothertwin
Today’s Hot Item! Lights on cue
Matt
Lost your money, swiped hustler’s lighter.
metheothertwin
Love the lighter side of pool!
metheothertwin
One ball lighter. Burned cue ball.
Pamikins
Insert in nose, light- Hair gone!
rsantos
A reminder of every game lost.
WolkinTexasRanger
Dad saves his father’s Carnegie medal.
Lee
It was a gift, he said
Becky S.
Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Silence.
metheothertwin
No match for this one ball.
Ayun
Airtight storage genie for fizzled romance
Angel Zapata
Had a ball playing with fire.
Angel Zapata
Heated pool match ended in flames.
Salvatore Buttaci
Number one, then he quit smoking.
David Bell
Ignite! The cue ball is coming!
KatieD
Significantly round yellow orb loves you.
Peggy McFarland
“Where’s the heat?” Fats taunted Eddie.
Natalie
He put the fire out – again.
Tanja Cilia
Inside, there are my lover’s ashes.
Kam
Pool shark. Lung cancer. Undistingushed obituary.
Angel Zapata
Ball shoots flames. Made Urologist appointment.
Morf Morford
Americans buy anything. Cheap and plastic.
Tanja Cilia
Light my fire; have a ball.
Tanja Cilia
Knocked out for six, on cue!
Tanja Cilia
Watch out – Yellow Peril flying low.
Gladys Santiago
I didn’t scratch the table felt.
Jay Crown
Combo. One lights the Eight Ball.
Hawley Roddick
Pool-party bong lighter tricked cops.
bananahanna
strange resemblance to my step mother.
Alana
Flame out
Light on
Hot stuff
quin browne
FAIL: Microphone in a cue ball.
quin browne
Worst invention? Romco’s CueBall Micro Recorder.
Natalie
Get out of my corner pocket.
Busted Typewriter
New hustling career doomed by cancer.
Reed
My wife quit smoking. What now?
Jane
Burns a hole in your pocket!
ginamac
A flare peg in a round hole!
J
Come any closer, and get burned.
J
I’ll set your world on fire.
stacy muszynski
Goodbye rollin smokin bachelorhood: Baby’s arrived.
Robin Slick
Ignitable balls? Great gonads of fire!
Mozy
Hole-in-One really Lights up a table.
Mozy
PBOCD: Portable Butt Out Cancer Device
DriverX
Fire rolls, time stops, pregnant silence.
Mozy
Recycled: From Billiards to Smokers…Green?
Mozy
Don’t need 2 balls to Kill!
Carrie
Pool shark smokes, ponders next move.
Carrie
Pet Rock Wanna Be, #Pool #Fail
Carrie
Pool shark flames out, plots revenge
Joe
I lit her cigarette. She’s unimpressed.
jazzcook
This thing is HOT for you!
Peggy McFarland
Magic 8 Ball meets its match.
Bess
Gas Grill. Novelty Lighter. Adios, eyebrows.
Peggy McFarland
Can’t tell. Spent time in Vegas.
Bess
Eyebrows growing back! Lighter for sale.
Bess
Apaloosa Forest. I am so sorry.
Bess
“Lemon?” thought the dachshund, “Hot dog!”
Rodrigo
“Add an arrow … they need it.”
Delilah Enhorabuena
Dangerous. Combustible. But you like that.
Eileen Dight
Grenade: Don’t open! Told you so.
Jackie Childress
Flame out. Left holes. Hope Rises.
Anne
“Never again.” “Never?!” “Never.” “Gotta light?”
Mike
My little brother still has scars.
caseylarae
flamable device, created by a tool.
caseylarae
one ball lighter, left side pocket
Kathy B.
I could erupt at any time…
metheothertwin
Former #1. Burned out. No matches.
A. Holtom
Lit hottie’s ciggy; she hustled me.
Jo Ann Daniels
I’m yellow, but I’ll burn ya!
Mozy
Warning: Ball flammable if over clicked
annie
Got a light? Chalk it up.
annie
Got a light? Have a ball.
Mozy
The “Clicker”- 1 Click that’s ALL!
Mozy
Violation of a perfectly good Ball!
Mozy
Get the Ball Rolling…with Heat!
Mozy
Warning: Flaming Ball- Click with Caution!
Mozy
Danger: Flammable Liquid in 1 Ball!
Mozy
Please, Don’t attempt to Cue me!
Jo Ann Daniels
Read my lips; heat me up.
Mozy
Is this the Official “Baller’s Trophy”?
Mozy
1 Hot Click, does it ALL!
Mozy
1 Click: Flame size does Matter!
Mozy
Hot Dog, Hot Dog, Hot Diggity-Ball!
Mozy
Ball in Flames leads Danger Ahead!
Molly Peck
Wistful, I’m smoking his brand, too.
Mozy
Click me at Your Own Risk!
Mozy
Warning: Flame Action can Ignite Consequences!
Mozy
Cue the Ball; Smoke the Hole
Mozy
Blonde 1, Waiting to be Clicked!
Mozy
Once you’re a Ball…never done!
Mozy
1 Hot Ball ready for Click!
Mozy
Mello Yellow….Click for a flame-O!
Mozy
Always Hot #1, Never Hole Enough!
Mozy
In ONE way, Flame out others!
Mozy
4 Holes made 1 Hot Ball!
Mozy
Ball with Heat… No Fingers Please!
Mozy
Here For YOU, Light me UP!
Marinne
took his lighter- he tipped badly.
Marinne
novelty lighters are hard to refill.
Bill
What if pool balls had karma?
Marinne
He smoked me, I just smoked.
Mozy
1 Ball: Once Ignited, Always Lit!
Nelson
Dying soldier. Last cigarette. Snookered again.
Bess
We’re all the same; everything burns.
Bess
We’re all the same; everyone burns.
Mozy
Distinguished and Extinguished…Number 1 Baller!
Marinne
Lucky stars burned out. Lighter sale.
Lora
Read message. Light flame. Destroy. CIA
Lora
Warning. New babysitter. Hidden camera inside.
Lora
Stop home robberies. Hidden camera inside.
Dee M
My flames fanned fair “Franny Farmer!”
Meredith
Sometimes arson’s the only way out.
Erin
One lucky strike away from home.
Carrie
Some balls are hotter than others.
metheothertwin
Old flame. Great rack. Plays game.
dbh
the golden ball by henry james
dbh
mellow yellow you’re the one
dbh
I love your color dear one
dbh
old flame. yellow. here and gone.
dbh
memorial souvenir of hemingway’s left testicle
dbh
czar nicholas’ long lost faberge lighter
sgardens
hey old flame: nice tattoo
audreyj
A jaundiced bowling ball I’m not
Gloria ives
barroom smokers playing pool burn themselves
Gloria ives
Barroom smokers playing pool get burned
Stephanie
She learned fire burns two ways.
DKitty
Goodness Gracious one ball of fire!
Matt Sullivan
Smoking was my cue with you
metheothertwin
‘Joke’ lighter: One ball. Eight others.
metheothertwin
Old flame. Burned once. Still available.
Dr. Pahnee
Rack ’em if you got ’em.
Jane
“Don’t play with fire,” warned Mother.
Scott
Murder weapon found. Maimed, then burned.
Lucy
Stole it from my boss’ desk.
metheothertwin
Billiard lighter. Anniversary gift. Doesn’t smoke.
Lyn LeJeune
End of the World: Escape Hatch
Kelly Kreth
Slightly used: ex-boyfriend left: lighter, me.
Kelly Kreth
Ex-boyfriend only left me lighter, used.
smithwoman
A smokin’ ball says it all
JBP
The flame was extinguished on cue.
dramaqueen
lucky charm (except for pool tables)
Austin Wallace
It’s flame burned burned more than me.
Austin Wallace
It’s flame burned more than me.
Kelly Imperatore
Urologist’s sick idea of a joke post-ballectomy.
Kelly Imperatore
Urologist’s twisted gift to patient post-ballectomy.
zubloop
My burned eyebrows, your warning arrow.
Cassandra
Benign model for what spewed hell.
Dana in the 904
fireball, corner pocket. others follow smoke.
skyblue
My teenage son’s science fair project.
ray uhler
Number One Billiard Ball Candle Holder
Angel Zapata
Man with one ball lights cigarette.
Angel Zapata
Between empty pockets, one ball burns
metheothertwin
Discarded. Lighter. After break, no scratches
metheothertwin
Used. Lighter. Flame gone. Sometimes flickers.
LNJD
One more game isn’t an option.
Zoeycorp
Recycled engagement ring – She found out.
Absolutekos
Should have been a bocce ball.
Absolutekos
Hence the demand for flameproof felt.
jbp
It burns still with yellowed nostalgia.
Absolutekos
Kids these days! Always need excitement.
jennmarie
“God bless stickers,” Sue said, shaken.
Absolutekos
Furious One took over the table.
Absolutekos
Furious, One took over the table.
Absolutekos
Who invited this one to play?
Absolutekos
Never called him Minnesota Fats again.
groley
Insert ring here if flame out.
Lindsey
Got burned. Didn’t listen to arrow.
smithwoman
Flame up, roll on, chill out.
The Manga Man
Adam and Eve picked wrong apple.
AKM
One flame was all it took.
AndiK
A flame to ignite our chances
Donna
One light. One look. One kiss.
Louis
Me flame out
Me need recharge
Diana Hunter
Pool cues to speed — Flame on!
Cindy D
Kitschy pool ball lighter — flamed out.
Drew
Place your dead matchsticks here . . . please.
Sibley Harris
He disappeared; I kept his lighter.
Marcia C.
Father’s Day gift burns house down.
Christopher Nunez
A little english, at jet speed!
Christopher Nunez
Now that’s what I call english!
Paul deD
Birthday present. Doesn’t smoke. Hates pool.
Al Longden
Thus he rode inescapably into space.
Paul deD
Anniversary gift. Thrift store. Dangerous purchase.
Brandy Brow
“Unfit!” Clubbers attack. Dejected, I flame.
tamara
Last present Rauschenberg ever gave me.
Jon J
Burnt fingers applied the final arrow.
doc_wylie
future palentologists will find religious significance.
Danyu
For some reason Hitler despised billiards.
Timbo
Pluto replaced with new planet: Pyronia.
Paul deD
Our first anniversary. She doesn’t smoke.
Tammywoo
The only thing hotter than Minnesota Fats.
Tammywoo
Only thing hotter than Minnesota Fats.
Tbag
If only I had a match.
Catherine L
For a memorable parlor trick, flick.
Catherine L
Shoot. My ball is on fire.
Stace Budzko
Willie Mosconi has nothing on me.
S. Marcus Smith
Oh speak to us, interesting ball.
Sabrina
Flame to signal mother ship. Busted.
PauldeD
Played with this lighter. Lost everything.
PauldeD
Found. Pool shark’s lighter. Missing parts.
Laura E.
Got drunk, now banned from Billiards.
Jack C
Odd ball, old flame, no more.
D. Lohrding
Retired 45 record adaptor, seeking flame.
Robin Slick
Batten down the crotches – flammable cueball!
metheothertwin
Caution! Ignites unexpectedly. One ball lighter.
PauldeD
Flaming yellow orb. Not the sun.
scissorlips
Has seen 2 wars, 3 marriages.
scissorlips
Religious relic from Papua New Guinea.
scissorlips
Saved my life in the mountains.
Jo Ann Daniels
I am the last ball standing.
John
Plaintiff’s Exhibit 3, Jackson Pepsi Commercial
John
Hijacking, my ass — *flick* . . . let’s roll . . .
dilizzie
His only flame that never disappeared
Jon Lasser
It never worked; he never won.
guesswho
Come on baby, light my ball!
Luigi
Only pool fools
carry such tools
Luigi
pool tool fuels
cruel mule duels
Steve
Hello there. Is this thing on?
Matt Cibula
One cigarette; I was hers again.
Luke
I’ve always sucked at this game.
Katherine
Shakily, he lights another—“I’ll break.”
Jo Ann Daniels
I’m yella, but I’m no coward!
josh
Another ball, another match in.
Jo Ann Daniels
Put me in the side pocket.
Seth
Gleason: “To the moon, Fast Eddie.”
sarah
Blinded by fire; lost in heat.
Kritika Kushwaha
He shot. He lit. He smiled.
Kritika Kushwaha
Struck the ball. Saw the sparks.
bibi
1986. Flamed Out. Blue balls, yellow.
aes
Don’t smoke; Just needed the Light
Claudia
The one thing he’s buried with.
Pete
Never needed those eyebrows. Your rack?
Jae1390
The ORIGINAL Great Ball of Fire.
Jae1390
Hot News: Billiard Ball Steriod Scandal
Jae1390
Inspired Feliciano’s “Light My Fire” cover.
Sarah W
His later “objets” were called derivative.
Richard L
Billiards masculinized me. What a lie.
Emily
There’s always something absurd to buy.
metheothertwin
Strange fireball. Left a fiery tale.
metheothertwin
Beat up lighter. Found in pool.
Bess
Nothing to tell – just quit smoking.
Cal
The Human Torch’s weekend lighter
Paul K. Tunis
Cradling his yellow baby—Optimus cried.
SabrinaAnna*
Yellow ball of flame lights game.
SabrinaAnna*
Lost my fire; found my ball.
Reed
I used to think labels unnecessary.
Swivel Cherry
Sharper Image designer forgets his meds
Sabotaz
“Do it!” he said. Did it.
STC
Slightly Used – South Jersey – CASH ONLY.
Emily
I hoard and hope it’s useful.
Judith Borcelis
1: HE pushed… “Let there be light!”
avp
Careful, spits fire on both ends.
Peglar
He held the lighter for me.
Kelly Imperatore
Comixx fired me for using props.
Kelly Imperatore
Unibal ventures out of pen sales.
Originalprint
Had pet tarantula for seven years.
Chris
The felt was scorched beyond repair.
c. everett lymon
I’m going crazy…I’m losing sleep.
Dave Kessler
Get the 2 have hot pockets
What would I do with one?
Was found in nun’s hope chest
Trade a glass eye for it?
Never called a game for darkness
dan whittet
revere beach summer night cheap thrills
jesusangelgarcia
Touch the flame-out hole. Touch it.
Nelson
Pool halls. Poetry. Cigarettes. Misspent youth.
terbearick
how regifting got started, true story
terbearick
butane ball plus impact equals disaster
terbearick
glad to see, or ball in pocket
terbearick
lemme have your ball, need light
terbearick
taliban holiday gifts, free with membership
terbearick
slices, dices and lights your reefer!
terbearick
pool hall, lighter ball, thanks y’all!
metheothertwin
Toy lighter. Found in crib. Used.
metheothertwin
Found. Area 51. Giant gumball. Red-hot.
Keith Staskiewicz
His burn-scarred visage grinned. “Trick shots?”
Keith Staskiewicz
“I hate billiards,” he remarked, ablaze.
Keith Staskiewicz
Sacramento Slim was banned for life.
John
Straffin’ Tu Do, “traded” my Zippo
standards4happiness
caution colored lighter. no longer needed.
Jillian
It makes your cigarette number one!
Jason Lui
Light my fire. Lead my way.
Serena Becker
This, as opposed to “flame in”
Steve
Product recall. Too hot and bothered.
Lorri McDole
I’m a pyro, not a shark.
methethirdtwin
Lost. Last Seen. Michael Jackson’s rectum.
methefouurthtwin
Trade. Cigarette Lighter. For baby shoes.
WSWPoet
Her dead hand clutched, this lighter.
WSWPoet
Hide it Somewhere! And she smiled.
Jules Pieri
A warm worry stone comforts best.
Jules Pieri
He could never get it right.
Jules Pieri
He wore two year old fads.
Jules Pieri
It came back from Iwo Jima.
Jules Pieri
She has a crystal. He, this.
Jules Pieri
Big hit in his own shower.
Jules Pieri
The scamp chose an unfortunate toy.
Jules Pieri
It never quite worked the room.
Jules Pieri
People got scared. Stopped smoking.
Jules Pieri
It recorded office smoker conversations.
Jules Pieri
It heard all the petty complaints.
Jules Pieri
She had to leave him, now.
Jules Pieri
The last straw. Wrong touch, again.
JB
Her favorite weapons looked like toys.
Niccolo Seligmann
Unfortunate accident: not a pool ball.
Lorri McDole
Smooth and round, hot and dangerous.
Jason
In his drawer, after the war.
Jae1390
Color-changing ball prototype. Patent pending.
Jae1390
Limited edition Swiss-Army Billiard Ball
j
Dr. Doom’s anti-Human Torch billiard ball
Nelson
Shattered window. Fiery message: “Done Playing!!”
Nelson
Sizzling aim. Consolation prize. Shooting stripes.
Angel Zapata
Flammable pool tables were no match
metheothertwin
Alien spacecraft. Booster rocket still works.
Angel Zapata
Hustlers were on fire that night.
Angel Zapata
Nobody saw the arsonist switch balls.
Lorri McDole
Fire ball in the corner pocket.
Jerry Constantino
Two–fifteen, cool to the touch.
Angel Zapata
Fortunately, the “2” ball shot water.
Kritika Kushwaha
“Fire ball…….colliding………Earth………remain ca..”
Patty
It rolled…fires blazed. Easy.
Mr. Rick
He understood. The game was fixed.
David M
The flame out: cause or effect?
RisaBee
Fiery souled orb enlightens bad habits.
PauldeD
Stolen. Bond movie gadget. Q questioned.
John
Sharking Papa in Havana, Plimpton scratched.
John
“Nice work, Q.”
“Explosively sensitive, Bond.”
Laurence Ross
Anniversary gift: she misinterpreted my metaphor.
Bess Catherine
It’s yours now. Don’t be cautious.
Bess Catherine
Flame out? Reignite your life today.
Nelson
Husband sought hot plaything. Game over.
Nelson
Wife adored No. 1. Got burnt.
adam
“gotta light? I SAID LIGHTER…oh”
Kritika Kushwaha
Fire ball one. Over and out.
Kritika Kushwaha
“Fire ball…….colliding………Earth………remain ca.”
Bill
This should keep the yeti away.
PauldeD
Tabletop curio: prehistoric alligator eye. Petrified.
Jo Ann Daniels
The sun and I are cousins.
Jo Ann Daniels
Me and the sun are cousins.
superf88
granite countertops + significance = luxury
(counting symbols as words)
Chris F.
She fired the shot, she missed.
melissa l. k.
Marilyn loved pool shtick… who knew?
imp
Flaming glory, for sake of story.
Andrea Clark
The favorite lighter of “Minnesota Fats.”
Melanie
This will make me more manly.
Andrea Clark
Won by Mosconi from “Minnesota Fats.”
imp
Have a ball…playing with fire!
Andrea Clark
From Newman to Gleason, both Hustlers.
imp
“Hadouken,” he announced, “in corner pocket.”
Jon
shiny, shy, serviceable, slight, subtle, seductive
imp
I’m giving my ball to charity.
J.D.F.
Burning for the felt lady’s touch.
J.D.F.
Not so great ball of fire.
Patricia
He racks. She smokes outside, waiting.
Sayantani DasGupta
Pool hall Promethius, Pandora’s ball.
Doc
Looking glum?
Flip — Think —
Number One!
Susan
Scent of a ball of fire
Eleanore
Dad left this Mom, no note.
LTC
Found at Denny’s. Call me. Coffee?
Katie Royce
And this, Officer, in the jacket.
Matt
007 and Cher shared my flame.
Smilee sez
Coffin gadget to light the way.
Smilee sez
Yes! I inherited Jackie Gleason’s lighter.
Smilee sez
Flipped the switch; saw the light.
dogseat
Hot 1 seeking cue for play.
Em
Ignoring instructions was my first mistake
Em
Put flame in. I dare you.
Jody
Dangerous gag gifts pleased her most.
BillR
Another novelty gift. He’ll never change.
BillR
Maybe a dirty bomb was next.
BobbyM
Pawned the cue for some crack.
Nelson
Hustled twins. Combination. Kissing the one.
Nelson
Burning hopes. Bad breaks. Ball bounces.
Abby Ellin
The eight ball inhales for you .
Chris
Ironic use did not spare larynx.
Chris
Fifteen, and my mother never knew.
Jo Ann Daniels
You left, my flame went out.
Booth
On cue, I smoked and played.
Elizabeth
A hidden danger of nuclear proportion!
Jerry Constantino
That’s one for (COUGH!) my baby…
Cary D
Ball nestled in pocket. Big mistake.
Kritika Kushwaha
His last light was my first.
Rob Potato
“You lose,” she puffed. True. Again.
Stacey
Keepsake urn…Eternal flame on cue.
Jenny C
The ball was found amidst ashes.
bellasouls
eight ball? nope but i burn!
ESW
Lewis’ “great ball of fire” muse.
Chris
His clothes functioned as a wick.
Tina
A glassy lighter for glassy eyes.
Cheesegrl280
Never hitting lighter pool ball again.
JB
Her lighter had no rough edges.
Jody
Fluid leak may cause disfiguring burns.
Jody
The drought caused the dry underbrush.
Lorri McDole
Shark turned pyro for more money.
Lorri McDole
Morrison’s. Pyro became a funeral pyre.
Champy
I didn’t fit in his pocket.
Ronnie the Bear
“…the whip!” “Throw me the oneball!”
Chiqui
Welcome to the ‘Ball of Flame’
sisterpoet
Size really doesn’t matter-does it?
Jo Ann Daniels
You thinking I’m a suicide bomber!
Kritika Kushwaha
His last light became my first.
Salvatore Buttaci
Where are the list of winners in the pool-ball contest?
Salvatore
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Turiken
fishnets and eyeliner: keeping people alarmed