On January 24, SMITH is having a very special event at the 92nd Street Y to celebrate the release our next Six-Word Memoir book, It All Changed in an Instant: More Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous & Obscure.. We’ll talk about the brilliance of brief writing with A.J. Jacobs, Amy Sohn, and Ben Yagoda, and have lots of audience participation (so come armed with a Six-Word Memoir). We’re also holding a contest: What’s your Six-Word Memoir about your life in New York? From “Husband. Kids. Park Slope. You know,” “Girls from the Bronx are different,” “New Yorker: everything pisses me off,” and New York’s own Neil LaBute who says, in six words, “Writing is easy. Life is hard,” everyone has a New York story (even folks who don’t live here). And everyone loves a prize. We have a bunch of great ones.
• SIX people will have their Six-Word Memoir turned into a song by Michael Hearst of One Ring Zero;
• SIX people will get free admission to the event and be invited on stage to read his or her memoir;
• SIX people will be picked, at random, to win a gift package of Harper books, including the newest Six-Word Memoir book, It All Changed in An Instant.
All SMITH readers get 25 percent discounted admission. Use the code: SWM when purchasing tickets.
Submit your six on yourself/NYC in the comments area of this post by January 18, 5pm EST.
Photo: “Ghosts of New York,” courtesy of Flickr user thomashawk.
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Beth Carter
Swarming with yellow cabs, busy people.
Beth Carter
Midwesterner dusts self off, deep breath.
Beth Carter
Midwestern girl takes New York. Gulp.
Beth Carter
Midwestern girl meets New Yorker. Soulmates.
Beth Carter
Sexy billboards. Yellow cabs. Great food.
Beth Carter
Intimidated by the trains. I’ll walk.
Beth Carter
Explosion of people, honking cars, smells.
Beth Carter
Something for everyone in New York.
Beth Carter
Are the hot dogs, pretzels sanitary?
Beth Carter
Sea of black-clothed, harried, skinny people.
quin browne
I perfected the art of subletting.
quin browne
CIty view from the Ferry? Perfection.
Tanja Cilia
Not New. Not York. Not Perfect.
Rachel Sklar
Upper West to Lower East: HIPSTER!
Rachel Sklar
Lawyer to blogger – WAY more fun.
Rachel Sklar
No, Mom, haven’t met him yet…
stealthnerd
One bedroom apartments always too expensive.
Corynne Steindler
Always say I’ll leave, but can’t!
stealthnerd
Hate paying cabs airport flat fees.
stealthnerd
Sudoku on subway makes ride faster.
stealthnerd
Suitcases on subway, not very smart.
stealthnerd
Message to tourists: Please keep walking.
stealthnerd
Like mac and cheese? Try Fetch’s.
E. Joyce Moore
Absolutely the best planet on earth.
avoidingregret
Dreaming of a Gramercy Park key.
city sediment exoskeleton seals you inside
Too many parks closed for construction.
Always someone around, except at home.
Can’t see sunrise, even if awake.
What’ve you done for me lately?
Bright sky always blocks celestial events
Word Dude
Just another Jew in New York.
chris-teja
Expensive, exhausting, and weirdly great.
LisaAmica
No pay, job security, literary mag.
LisaAmica
Still using urbandictionary.com after four years.
avoidingregret
Can’t move. Considered old maid elsewhere.
Able to sleep through siren wails.
So much to do. Let’s drink.
The only pets allowed are mice.
Could eat pizza for every meal.
DreamSMITH
FourSquaring EVill. Consuming LES. Learning BK
DreamSMITH
Conceive it, then find it here
CarrieBoo
Foot run over by taxi cab.
DreamSMITH
New York: “How tough are you?”
CarrieBoo
Six years in Village. Burnt Out.
DreamSMITH
New York: “Who are you really?”
CarrieBoo
Stepped in vomit. Trial by fire.
CarrieBoo
Car door opens. Biker goes flying.
CarrieBoo
After NYU moved back to NJ….
Kit
I’m just glad that I left.
DreamSMITH
Heard “slow down” and started laughing
DreamSMITH
Sleep is for amateurs… and sheep
Rachel Sklar
I miss my gay ex-roommate.
CarrieBoo
Commuters only lose half our souls.
Mark
Most every man gay–Lucky Me!
Julia Segal
Can’t make it here, or anywhere.
Julia Segal
Get to Carnegie? Blowjobs, blowjobs,blowjobs.
Julia Segal
Subway performers make more than me.
Jen Snow
Brooklyn born. Left briefly. I’m back.
Rachel Sklar
I use my oven for storage.
Barbara Lewis
Graveyard shift benefit: free car service.
Barbara Lewis
Moving back if the car sells.
katiebakes
Not on my subway line? Dealbreaker.
Barbara Lewis
Elbowed groper on the E train.
CarrieBoo
Six Years. Three cab rides. WALK.
Barbara Lewis
Scowled at Olive Garden in Times Square.
Macy
Morning coffee vendor: Most successful relationship.
Kate Payne
Another Christmas tree home via subway.
Clare
Journalist. Where’s my Carrie Bradshaw wardrobe?
katiebakes
The bodega guys are my doormen.
Christen Clifford
Arrived Manhattan, partied Brooklyn, settled Queens.
Giant inflatables. Street sex. Williamsburg nineties.
Shaved legs, hairy armpits. Williamsburg, 1990.
Dreamed of Broadway, got Jackson Heights.
Two kids, three shows, no money.
Brooklyn, not Manhattan, center of world.
He was my subletter. Married him.
Brooklyn. Everything happened to me here.
Dogs have taken over my city.
Let me flirt with famous men.
Snuck into Ritz Carlton. Bathroom sex.
Actor. Waited tables for ten years.
StephSK
Why so educated and so underpaid?
StephSK
The street smells like poo everyday.
Naomi S
Merchant Ivory girl, Coyote Ugly world.
Bonnie
Must stir egg cream with pretzel.
Bonnie
Concrete steps’ best use? Stoop ball.
Bonnie
Bright city lights awaken childhood memories
Dara
Trains Going By, My White Noise
Dara
Cats make more sense than dogs
Dara
Yes, I was raised in Manhattan
Have trust fund I do not
beinthemoment
Acting. Art. Still striving for it.
Kris
Everybody’s a damn journalist around here.
Erica
Subway cutie. Eye contact. Smile. Gone.
Erica
No job, no apartment, still dreaming.
Lauren
Blackberry blood stained his murderous fingers.
Kim Werker
Happy Brooklyn kid. Then we moved.
Amy
I woke up and couldn’t breathe.
Diane
Best cure for empty nest syndrome.
Martha Garvey
I, too, love this dirty town.
Beth
Just like I pictured it. Not.
I am writing new life story.
I believe in miracles, don’t you?
I speak but few will understand.
Energy is the base of life.
Think happy thought. Live happy life.
Share the love if you dare.
No more hope. Time to go.
This man stinks. I’m outta here!
This town rocks! Glad I’m here!
Told new story. Got happy ending.
Difficult childhood led to happy midlife.
Uber-creative thoughts have brought happy heart.
Complain, cry, smile, learn, grow, bloom.
Roller coaster ride led me here.
Pretty little girl became friendly introvert.
Never took expected route. Happy trails.
Kris
Not an angry New Yorker yet.
Krissy
Big apple has some big worms.
Bethe
I’m not in Missouri any more.
Martha Garvey
Staten Island ferry in wedding dress.
Pia
Tourist, get the * outta my way
Allie
After six years, no more suitcase.
Kelly Kreth
City–not a toy–can suffocate.
Kelly Kreth
Can’t have simultaneously: job, apt, relationship.
Kelly Kreth
6th floor walkup: my own penthouse.
Kelly Kreth
Have never had a driver’s license.
Kelly Kreth
NY: All others orbit around it.
Kelly Kreth
What accent? Shut the fuck up.
Kelly Kreth
Jay-Z continued where Sinatra left off.
Samantha Victor
“STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS”
Samantha Victor
I’m well travelled, through many faces
Justin
I can do whatever I want
Barb
Ever present, you continue to inspire!
Dayna Goldberg
Never thought I’d live in Brooklyn.
No nail clipping on the subway!
“Accidentally” got felt up on subway.
Not your stereotypical nice Jewish girl.
Kelly Kreth
Summering in Brighton Beach beats Hamptons
Kelly Kreth
Originally from Jersey, lie about it.
Pia
Born and Raised: Nobody like me.
Angel Zapata
Both my dads drive taxi cabs.
Angel Zapata
I love picnics on tenement roofs.
Angel Zapata
The Projects are beautiful at night.
Angel Zapata
Got mugged twice. Still won’t relocate.
Angel Zapata
Jaywalking’s against the law? Yeah, right.
Angel Zapata
Our gardens grow on fire escapes.
Veronica Keegan Moore
What happened to my Hell’s Kitchen ?
Craaaig
way too crowded. moved to boston.
Veronica Keegan Moore
Hell’s Kitchen was my childhood playground
Veronica Keegan Moore
Going to Fairway. Dreading the crowds.
Veronica Keegan Moore
Hudson River. Not just a runway.
Veronica Honer
Miss NY down to my toes.
Veronica Honer
NY- it is in my soul.
Veronica Honer
New York always on my mind.
Jessica Delfino
ribald ditties. flying-v ukulele. polarizing society!
Jessica Delfino
famous but poor. how’s that work?
carli
Fast asleep in wide awake city
Head shrunk. Still Screwy. Just smaller.
Magical couch shrinks head. Wallet, too.
Paul Beckman
Sammy’s Romanian
chopped liver.
Heaven calls.
Mary McConnell
Greatest concert ever heard – in subway.
Joli Ienuso
I tell time by street lights.
Stop and go. Just like life.
Arms stretched out. Sweetness in goodbye.
On occasion, I want to cry.
Submarine heart stick in subway car.
Life underground, head in the clouds.
Dirt under my nails. Successful day.
You were a glimpse, a breath.
I walk taller in this city.
Butch woman lovingly call me shorty.
So many things I want to do.
That’s her photo in the subway
People pile in for faster train.
I wonder if they look too.
Same thing everyday, always new people.
Won’t forget but won’t look back.
You were nothing and everything simultaneously.
Paul Beckman
Dim Sum took over Little Italy.
Paul Beckman
Katz’s hot dogs–
Worth the trip.
Paul Beckman
Watching tourists pose with Bulls balls.
Paul Beckman
WARNING! Don’t doze on the subway.
Paul Beckman
Ya love it–
Ya hate it.
Paul Beckman
Don’t eat Street–
It’s mystery meat.
Paul Beckman
TVs in taxis–
Is nothing sacred?
SabrinaAnna*
Cold and dingy, yet so necessary.
SabrinaAnna*
Want to be on “Cash Cab”!
SabrinaAnna*
City of lights and broken dreams…
MichaelMemphis
Made it there. Next stop: Anywhere.
Rohit
Be whatever you want to be
Bagels, Pizza, Burgers – what you got?
“Empire State of Mind”: Hellz Ya!
Subway chatter, a whole new religion
Doug Mathewson
” Moved uptown, didn’t like it much.”
Doug Mathewson
“West End Ave, it’s just weird.”
Doug Mathewson
“Sighting both Olsen twins same day.”
Doug Mathewson
“Buying dope outta hot-dog cart.”
Chaya L.
Moving fast. Living fast. Thinking slow.
Doug Mathewson
Rain today.
Cash Cab?
RIght answer!
Chaya L.
Living big. Ignorant of the world.
Chaya L.
I’m first. Move. Get over it.
Paul Beckman
Will guard parking spot for food.
Paul Beckman
Party talk:
Real estate.
Real estate.
Paul Beckman
The super wants a bigger tip.
Paul Beckman
Pass a law-
No more revivals.
Paul Beckman
HELP FEED HUNGRY!
Phil Smith
Carnegie Hall
Just
Practice practice practice
Phil Smith
Statue of Liberty
Big stoned chick
Eileen Fireman
I thank God I’m an atheist.
Madeline C.
Never lived. Childhood dream. Still wistful.
Madeline C.
Backpack, hostel, Grey’s Papaya. Delicious experience.
Chaya L.
Beep. Beep. No. I’m not sorry.
Chaya L.
The lights get in my way
Chaya L.
Too many people. I like it.
Chaya L.
It’s like we forgot about sleeping
Doug Mathewson
“Four-story McDonald’s, ten feet wide.”
Doug Mathewson
“Chalked body outline, by my door.”
Doug Mathewson
“Beer and sandwich, $35.00 Bus Station.”
Doug Mathewson
“Slept in park till people explained.”
Doug Mathewson
Always asked cabbies, “where ya from?”
Doug Mathewson
“City never sleeps – but I gotta!”
suzanneschoen
sky line, sky divine, sky scape
mbs
Central Park dog party. Who knew?
Jay Kay
Fallen “truly” in love countless times.
Sheryl Mae
Gray’s still has it. Hotdogs FTW!
Sheryl Mae
Venti Peppermint White Mocha No Whip
Robyn H.
We left and can’t get back.
They won’t let us back in.
We’re stuck in second rate Boston.
Red Sox Yankees who fucking cares?
We just want to go home.
Josh Bolotsky
100 mil buys you 50.7 percent.
Jeanette Cheezum
We rode the twin towers elevator.
Jeanette Cheezum
Someone returned a package I dropped.
Jeanette Cheezum
We saw the Broadway show, Cats.
Jeanette Cheezum
Four people share at Stage Deli.
Jeanette Cheezum
I’ve never seen so many limo’s.
paul beckman
The ball dropped, then we separated.
Paul Beckman
Going uptown, saw her going crosstown.
Paul Beckman
No where else knows a schmear.
Paul Beckman
Block the box–
Pay the man.
Paul Beckman
I miss old Jewish cab drivers.
Paul Beckman
Every waiter’s an actor.
Or dancer.
Paul Beckman
Botique hotels translates to tiny rooms.
Paul Beckman
Fifteen dollar martinis.
Don’t forget tip.
Paul Beckman
Street corner Rolex.
Another lesson learned.
Paul Beckman
Made eye contact.
Another lesson learned.
Paul Beckman
Rowing in Central Park.
Pocket fisherman.
Paul Beckman
Take pictures of people taking pictures.
Paul Beckman
Grand Central Station.
Sure is busy!
Brian M. Biggs
Magical, camera stolen but memories remain.
Paul Beckman
Empire State Building.
Sure is tall.
EricaCiccarone
Wish I was in New Orleans.
Lucy Kelly
One year studying Art in 1997
Moe1627
Loneliness;strewn broken umbrellas, life passing.
Rayna26
single, unemployed. Can only get better.
alan semerdjian
No beginning or ending in sight.
alibonkers
Never take a toddler to Macy’s.
nojiri23
Outsider everywhere else. At home here.
Jo Ann Daniels
Never been there. I have illusions.
Jo Ann Daniels
Everyone has a taxi cab story
greengreenturtle
NYC took my Minnesota cousin’s sanity.
Doug Mathewson
Great food.
Beautiful women.
Dog-poo everywhere.
Doug Mathewson
Rainy day.
Senegalise umbrella vendors appear.
Stacy Reynolds
Came lonely, left the same way.
Jo Ann Daniels
The bold and the beautiful everywhere.
Maggie Cutrer
Empire of dreams; hole of horror.
Nicole Rapista
no more resolutions, make the change
Nicole Rapista
From the bottom, only go up.
Nicole Rapista
Learning SAT words, cant speak truth.
Shari Berkowitz
Who could ever live anywhere else?
Allison Herzog
Please no fifth floor walk ups
Allison Herzog
NOT like Sex in the City
Allison Herzog
Best Place ever for people watching
Allison Herzog
Harder than you thought…worth it
Allison Herzog
NOT like Sex and the City
Allison Herzog
Writer Dreamer Blogger–Like Everyone Else 🙂
Kelly Kreth
I star in a taxi-tv commercial.
Kelly Kreth
Was the first fired NYC blogger.
Kelly Kreth
Got fired for having a blog.
JAL
I’m a west coaster now, damn!
Becky
I am New York – you, too.
Elisa Shevitz
I’m in love with my city.
mimi imfurst
The convenience is awfully inconveniently awful.
instupor
Never before left. Now know why.
lauren
he had finally tamed the shrew
Kelly Kreth
No heat or hot water today.
Savy
Brimming with opportunity, says small-town girl.
Savy
The chick flicks portray it correctly…
@lizfilm
If I can make it there…
—
Left San Francisco before I got soft
—
How can I afford all this?
—
Finally understand why people never leave
—
It’s amazing what can happen here.
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Drag queens, Douchebags, Derelicts, Desperation, Dreams
—
I’ve gained 20 pounds of carbs
—
It’s an accomplishment to turn heads.
—
Never knew I needed designer handbag
kim geralds
Fortress of buildings, courtyard of streets.
Amy Hartl Sherman
Viewing Twin Towers’ hole from McDonald’s
Air conditioned subway is cool relief
Too noisy to walk and talk
Artists, vendors, Wall Street wonders, me
Jessica Sachs
Tourists walk so god damn slow!
I’ve had some crazy cab rides.
Drugs Galore. Sound Factory. Roxy. Exit.
One night stand, turned into years.
So many sexy men are gay…
Shopping Spree. Fifth Avenue. In Debt.
edward hotchkiss
Girl sucks my dick in cab.
john s. dickson
broad shoulders, giant hearts, enormous spirits
tall buildings, many people, stars everywhere
don’t GET courage, use have it!
taryn rejholec
New York is my Mount Everest.
Angel Zapata
I miss Times Square porno theaters.
Angel Zapata
My apartment door has four deadbolts.
Angel Zapata
Take three trains to school everyday.
Corynne Steindler
Eight years. Three dorms. Four apartments.
From Manhattan to Brooklyn … and back
Aaron N.
Five boroughs of endless horn honking.
christiann
I’m only rude for the tourists.
turquoisebird
It built us, it broke us.
Bethe
Does the naked cowboy get cold?
Bethe
Tiny apartments. Huge prices. Worth it?
Bethe
Love the energy. Do without smells.
Bethe
Want to blend in? Wear black.
Bethe
Was flashed on train. Kept looking.
Bethe
Still can’t get into Jersey Boys.
Bethe
Met real Jersey boy in Missouri.
Ami C
Passed Regis on Columbus again today
Paige
Texan at heart. New York soul.
Amelie A Gagnon
Stop thinking: just make it happen.
Kelly Kreth
Our doormen see everything, say nothing.
Kelly Kreth
I saw something; I said something.
Kelly Kreth
Stayed clear of the closing doors.
V. L. Gregory
Taxi’s weave yellow ribbons through skyscrapers.
V. L. Gregory
Lady Liberty in harbor–welcomes all.
V. L. Gregory
83rd story platform. Heady, glorious view.
V. L. Gregory
Twin Towers, gone–saddens my heart.
V. L. Gregory
Ground Zero–let’s raise it up.
V. L. Gregory
King Kong, Wray, Empire State Building.
V. L. Gregory
Apples: Jonathans, Delicious, Golden, New York.
V. L. Gregory
Times Square, Broadway, Canal Street–must sees!
V. L. Gregory
Looking for Cash Cab, Ben Bailey.
V. L. Gregory
Experience awe, excitement–in New York.
V. L. Gregory
Travelled long to see Liberty–worthwhile.
V. L. Gregory
Loved my visit. Lifetime memories, images.
V. L. Gregory
Sites worth travelling miles to see.
Bethe
We will never, ever forget 9-11.
Bethe
Complex city of hobos and heroes.
Chr1ssy
pregnant, alone, cold, light, chaos, calm.
Carol VanderKloot
Quirky, opinionated. Not likely understood elsewhere.
Carol VanderKloot
Perpetual walker; devourer of sidewalks, caffeine.
Carol VanderKloot
Overly curious, but unwilling subway eavesdropper
Carol VanderKloot
Grateful dogs permitted to even snootiest places
Bethe
First-time visitors pack a neck brace.
Bethe
I want to meet Donald Trump.
Bethe
Wish I could kick like Rockettes.
Bethe
Diversity, reality and celebrity equals unpredictability.
Bethe
Don’t expect grass, trees or cows.
Bonnie
Concrete canyon winter wind whistles whoosh.
City is black and white…cookies.
Potstickers, pierogi, Pad Thai, pickles, PIZZA!
Brooklyn sounds like Good Humor bells.
Buses splash melting snow…oh no!
Sunday Times, bagel, schmear, regular coffee.
Night is bright in neon light.
Chestnut carts warm the frosty air.
Scallops and Nesselrode Pie at Lundy’s.
Tabasco-French fries slip-up at Nathan’s.
Watching Tuesday fireworks from nana’s roof.
Elizabeth Caplan
Any subway line united we ride.
Elizabeth Caplan
Oy ve, it’s settled let’s eat.
quin browne
here, traffic signals are a suggestion.
quin browne
where taxis play ‘kill the pedestrian’.
Elizabeth Caplan
Once, Hell’s kitchen was living hell.
quin browne
kind. cruel. astounding. unique. new york.
quin browne
best two years of my life.
Chr1ssy
baby boy conceived in turtle bay.
Jo Ann Daniels
Empire state building; how many proposals?
Reid Simmons
Beautiful smile; local passing expressions.
Third date – Awkward smiles across tracks.
Recession drags. Starving artists still starving.
Holiday present: passing a teary banker.
Still living with our exes. Swap?
Heartbroken. 6 month sublet available!
Devouring frank. Sex or hot dog?
in time. Oyster Bar: step back
Illegal projects apiary. What a buzz!
Subway waiting game: name that fluid!
Another Starbucks, brewing unpublished authors.
Greg Kochanov
Russian Brighton Beach. Da? Net! Blyat…