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Six-Word Caption Contest #15 (and Winner #14)

‘Tis the season to share six words. One smart and spirited short-form scribe will win the gift of $50 on Shutterfly. This week’s Six-Word Caption Contest runs two weeks, so you have until 5pm EST on Friday, Jan. 4 to submit a six-word caption in the comments area below to describe the situation you see above. Each entry should be a separate comment and you can submit up to 10 entries; read the official rules for more details.

Last week’s winning caption to describe the funny face found in this blog post is “The world is ending WHEN?,” by SteveG. Didn’t win? Hang tough and keep playing—it’s not the end of the world, or even the end of the Six-Word Caption Contest.

Comments

  • kisskissgirl
    December 24, 2012

    Has anyone seen my reindeer Rudolph?

  • kisskissgirl
    December 24, 2012

    Mrs. Claus insists I exercise more!

  • DynamicDbytheC
    December 24, 2012

    A new doorman at Jewish deli.
    Rather be sleeping on that bench.
    Lay on bench for free advice.
    Reindeer unionized. Looking for alternative transportation.
    Early start on New Year’s Resolution.

  • Autumn22
    December 24, 2012

    No chimney? This is the answer.

  • Autumn22
    December 24, 2012

    The Elves all have one too!

  • Autumn22
    December 24, 2012

    Bicycle for eight didn’t pass inspection.

  • Autumn22
    December 24, 2012

    Economy’s tough–I deliver sandwiches too!

  • Autumn22
    December 24, 2012

    Might not get off the ground.

  • DynamicDbytheC
    December 24, 2012

    Only performance enhancers, milk and cookies.
    Gas? Fueled by milk and cookies.
    Got dropped by the reindeer pack.
    Even the North Pole is downsizing.
    Mrs. Claus didn’t like exercise bike.

  • JAD
    December 24, 2012

    This was strickly the Dr’s idea.

  • maryjane31
    December 25, 2012

    Working off those beers. Don’t tell!

  • maryjane31
    December 25, 2012

    Have to fit down those chimneys!

  • em
    December 26, 2012

    The economy has made christmas rough.

  • maryjane31
    December 26, 2012

    Hot damn! Santa on a bike.

  • Savita
    December 26, 2012

    The unicycle is more cost efficient.

  • PV Harrington
    December 26, 2012

    Santa on trike, Rudolph on strike

  • kisskissgirl
    December 26, 2012

    No snow…no sleigh…all bike!

  • Autumn22
    December 26, 2012

    A basket really completes the look.

  • AT
    December 27, 2012

    Red suit really pimps my ride.
    My other car is a sleigh.
    Don’t laugh, ’cause it’s paid for.
    Christmas: gifts. The other 364: newspapers.

  • maryjane31
    December 27, 2012

    Need a break, Christmas cheer awaits.

  • maryjane31
    December 27, 2012

    Starting out the New Year right!

  • maryjane31
    December 27, 2012

    Any donations would be greatly appreciated!

  • Autumn22
    December 27, 2012

    A basket would complete the look.

  • Autumn22
    December 27, 2012

    So, where’s the bicycle rack again?

  • Autumn22
    December 27, 2012

    Balancing on a box. Off-season gig.

  • Autumn22
    December 27, 2012

    My other vehicle is a sleigh.

  • mzejay
    December 28, 2012

    Bike replaces sleigh in new fangled carol.

  • songwriter
    December 28, 2012

    Sign said open, Santa said otherwise.

  • bevvie
    December 28, 2012

    Borrowed this one from Baby Claus.

  • bevvie
    December 28, 2012

    Only loaner left at sleigh shop.

  • callie
    December 28, 2012

    Needed vertical lift for unicycle flight.

    North pole goes green seeking trainer!

    Beam me up rudolph, pretty please!

    MISSING – Has anyone seen my sled?

    Told retirement gig would be indoors.

    Fiscal cliff talks stall causing cutbacks.

    Wanted reindeer spin class training preferred.

  • callie
    December 28, 2012

    Scarecrow Santa causing store patron confusion.

    Reanimation budget cuts unfortunate for Santa.

  • Gerri
    December 28, 2012

    Has anyone seen my reindeer?

  • Gerri
    December 28, 2012

    Buy a bike, get a Santa.

  • Gerri
    December 28, 2012

    Wanted silent night. Reindeer too noisy.

  • Gerri
    December 28, 2012

    Honey, I shrunk the Santa!

  • bevvie
    December 28, 2012

    Not the new wheels I wanted.

  • ClubCaro
    December 28, 2012

    Oh, these hemorrhoids are killing me.

    We’re headed over the fiscal cliff!

  • notyouraveragegirl
    December 28, 2012

    Santa’s gone both “red” and “green.”

  • Ghostwriter4Love
    December 28, 2012

    Santa’s workout regime pays off handsomely.

  • maryjane31
    December 28, 2012

    Hey, I need a break too!

  • DynamicDbytheC
    December 29, 2012

    Finally know Santa’s off season activities.
    The other 364 days each year.

  • GBR
    December 29, 2012

    Darn those animal rights activists!

  • kisskissgirl
    December 30, 2012

    No snow…no sleigh…no problem!!

  • kisskissgirl
    December 30, 2012

    Vrrrrrm…vrrrrrrrrm….why aren’t I moving?

  • three-monkeys
    December 30, 2012

    Elves don’t let Santa drive drunk.

  • three-monkeys
    December 30, 2012

    Fyi, Santa doesn’t need padded shorts.

  • three-monkeys
    December 30, 2012

    Former spinning instructor was Frosty. RIP.

  • MotorCityMich
    December 31, 2012

    Working off all those Christmas cookies!

  • MotorCityMich
    December 31, 2012

    It’s jingle bells, not jiggle bells!

  • MotorCityMich
    December 31, 2012

    No more reindeer after “grandma” incident.

  • Staraj
    December 31, 2012

    Guess what happens to unpopular toys.

  • Crystal M. Wright
    December 31, 2012

    Darn sled broke down, once AGAIN!
    Training for North Pole Christmas-Thon!
    How else could I manage sleds?
    Steering a sled is harder work!

  • Rachel
    December 31, 2012

    Darn that Red Nose! Trouble Again!

  • Rachel
    December 31, 2012

    If presents late, you know why!!!

  • Rachel
    December 31, 2012

    You MUST be KIDDING!!! No Sleigh???!!!

  • Rachel
    December 31, 2012

    I’m your new toy!!! Please Enjoy!!!

  • marjaberry
    January 1, 2013

    Traded Rudolf for last minute gifts.

  • maryjane31
    January 1, 2013

    Holidays are over Santa. Now what?

  • K822
    January 1, 2013

    Santa’s trying Weight Watchers. It works!

  • addictedreader
    January 2, 2013

    Could I have a pillow please?

  • addictedreader
    January 2, 2013

    Ooohhh…let me ride a sleigh!

  • addictedreader
    January 2, 2013

    Out of gifts….more available here.

  • Carey Taylor
    January 2, 2013

    At new location. Global warming’s real.

  • bevvie
    January 2, 2013

    Drafted to be the designated driver.

  • bevvie
    January 2, 2013

    Moonlighting as a spin class instructor.

  • CarylT
    January 3, 2013

    Going green! Cycling charges the lights.

  • CarylT
    January 3, 2013

    Ho ho ho! Girls are inside.

  • maryjane31
    January 3, 2013

    Well Santa, time to go inside.

  • maryjane31
    January 4, 2013

    Santa, can I take a spin?

  • favepeep
    January 4, 2013

    Santa’s lowest point since mistletoe scandal.

  • favepeep
    January 4, 2013

    Those elves have gone too far!

  • favepeep
    January 4, 2013

    Accepting donations for bus ticket home.

  • marine21
    January 27, 2013

    this place stinks lets go

  • marine21
    January 27, 2013

    i’m outta here

  • Brianna
    January 29, 2013

    Santa is allways the best welcomer.

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