Spring fever is spreading and the improving weather makes everyone want to ditch a few responsibilities. Anticipating the need for extra play time, for SixContest #94 we asked for your most creative excuses in six words. Some offered timeless excuses (“I have let the dog out.” –LisaK ), while others were unconventional yet convincing (“Psychiatrist prescribed play for inner child.” –Kharis). Whatever your obligation, we hope these six-word alibis work for you.

Introducing the Top Six Excuses…

6. “The cloud ate my homework again. –@OneofJennifer

5. “The magic 8-ball told me to.” –J3nny

4. “I was too busy retweeting memes.” –@kim_ann1

3. “I kneaded to bake away grief.” –@KathrynDiPasqua

2. “Born breech. Backwards from day one.” –enginethatcould

And introducing the excuse we all want to use from time to time…

1. “Please, do not disturb. I’m introverting” –@TaraParay (via Twitter)

Congratulations, @TaraParay, and thanks to all who participated! Whether in our SixContests, on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Tumblr or at sixwordmemoirs.com—keep on Sixing!