This week’s SixContest celebrated “Date Your Mate Month.” Couples used the Six-Word form to describe their perfect date, while all the single ladies—and men—shared memoirs about their ideal mate. There were lots of laughs, lots of love, and even a few zingers, but only six memoirs came out on top. Here are our favorites:

6. “Take me to the stars, baby!” –Samantha Colucci (via Facebook)

5. “I’ll peel. You chop. Let’s cook.” –CatherineL

4. “One without bells, but must whistle.” –Solstice22

3. “Chess in bathtub. Kids at grandma’s.” –moabchick

2. “Perfection doesn’t exist. He’d understand that.” –bohemdeb

And our top-rated Six-Word Memoir is…

1. “Seeking loyalty inside a whiskey drinker.” –@allysonm (via Twitter)

Congrats to @allysonm, who can put this winning Six-Word Memoir (or any six words of her choice) on a fabulous key tag thanks to our friends at Various Projects!

Thanks to everyone who joined in the fun! Whether in our Caption Contests, on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or at sixwordmemoirs.com—keep on Sixing!