Our new Six-Word Momoirs project with TrueMomConfessions.com and Delight.com is off and running. And the secret life of moms is as funny (“8 pound baby means Kegels forever”), sweet (“You had me at ‘my mama'”), and surprising (“Nipples now point in opposite directions”) as we suspected (well, our friends at TrueMom already knew). Lay your tiny maternal tale on us and you could win a $100 shopping spree at Delight.com, or a copy of Not Quite What I Was Planning. Contest ends on May 8 (right before Mother’s Day). And remember: the six-word memoir book makes a great gift for your mom. Just ask mine.