And you thought you had a wild night? SMITH and Shutterfly’s Six-Word Caption Contest continues as we seek your six words that describe the situation you see here by 5pm EST on Friday. One punch-drunk six-word scribe will win a gift certificate for $50 for Shutterfly. Leave your six-word caption in the comments area below. Each entry should be separate comment and you can submit up to 10 entries; read the official rules for more details.
Last week more than 250 scribes cooked up captions to describe the photo you see in this blog post. And the winning six is:“The recipe only called for a pinch.”
by Freddy. And a close, well-timed second (with a prize TBA if SenoRAH gets in touch) goes to: “What happens when Hostess hires non-union.” Thanks to everyone for kicking it into high gear before the holidays.
Plus: In or near NYC? Check out a SMITH Live story show on Dec. 6 at the amazing 92nd Street Y. You’ll hear stories from Elizabeth Wurtzel, Deborah Copaken Kogan, Anthony Giglio, Lynn Harris, Rachel Sklar, the poet Jane Shore and more. SMITH members can use the code “SMITH” when you buy tickets for a discount.
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Miss Sally
Man dies. Cardiac arrest. Woman trapped.
Kaylen Directioner
Can we stop being crazy now
TeaTopper
Bar was lowered for these two.
Gerri
Hurry up. Take Picture. Being crushed.
Gerri
She needs a FACE LIFTed off.
Sima Matthes
Drinking on an empty head again.
Staraj
“Far out! Our drinks are sideways!”
NumbrOneAunt
Dang! We won’t remember a THING!
Litsa Dremousis
New sitcom! “Empty Glasses, Full Bladders”.
H2point0
Silly Rabbit! Alcohol is for adults!
H2point0
Bottoms up! Faces down. Fun commence!
JAD
Get your freaking head off mine!
JAD
Too bombed out to sit up.
JAD
Who will be driving us home?
JAD
Toast to others in same boat.
JAD
Let her up she’ll fall down.
Jules
What happens when Siamese twins drink.
Cat
I am going to kill her
rabbithole
Unusually tricky zombies ordered actual Zombies.
rabbithole
Careful! Relationship might freeze that way.
rabbithole
Their French kissing needs some work.
rabbithole
Updating my relationship status to “Embarrassing.”
rabbithole
My least favorite Kama Sutra position.
Robin Slick
Drink responsibly or become human sandwich.
Mzejay
The beginning of a beautiful hangover.
audrey bernhard
Who knew drinking made better pictures
Martin
“how could this happen once again?”
Martin
Thumb wrestling takes a bizarre twist
Meg
I’m learning so much at college!
fetch
Alas, they were never sober again.
Kimberly G
This is definitely going on Facebook!
Kimberly G
Drinking equals wild crazy silly friends!
Kimberly G
Someone help me! I’m being crushed!
Kimberly G
I’m not drunk enough for this!
Elledeegee
One drink, two drinks, you stink!
TODD
THANK GOD FOR THE BABY SITTER!
dancer
Look at the Paparazzi …act natural !!!!!
banjodan
This is my last Personals Ad!
Jill
“One more” turned into too many.
vunje
Look, my drink is full from this angle.
vunje
I can see Alaska from here.
vunje
Time to go back to our job at the ammunitions plant.
Autumn22
Is the self timer actually working?
Autumn22
No, really, they said this is how the camera works
Autumn22
Saying “cheese” is so yesterday. This is better, trust me!
Autumn22
No matter how this picture turns out, my nails will look good!
Autumn22
I’m really rethinking this whole Christmas card photo idea.
Autumn22
I thought what happened in Vegas, stayed in Vegas?
PV Harrington
I knew joint earrings wouldn’t work!
Soph
This moment will cease to exist.
LeAnna
I can hear the ocean, Really!
TeaTopper
Aftermath of “Drinks on the house”.
Christy
Want to lick your beer mustache!
Christy
I really DO NOT know her.
Christy
Fallen and we can’t get up!
Christy
One sip and she’s gone under!
Christy
See, I still have my tonsils!
Christy
These really ARE my sexy eyes!
Christy
Who ordered the double decker heads?
Christy
Look very deeply into my eyes.
Christy
She said this would be fun!
Christy
This was absolutely, entirely her idea!
jeffkoa
Oh indeed, it is spinning fast.
songwriter
From diapers together to drinks together.
songwriter
Hard day at work. Obvious solution.
Sue B
My glass half-empty? Half-full? Who cares?
Sue B
My Hurricane blew us right over!
TeaTopper
Maybe it’s time for an intervention.
Angie Haider
For a longer straw, say uncle.
Soph
Wind blows, trees shiver, leaves fall.
Soph
Born, live, die. How very interesting.
Soph
Want more. Still want more. MORE!!!
Soph
Live until death, then in death.
Kayla
Some wild stuff happened that night.
Kayla
At least I’ll remember the picture!
LeAnna
Couples that drink together, stick together.
LeAnna
Fraternal Siamese twins enjoy night out.
maryjane31
Toasting to something wonderful I’ll bet.
Kylah
Why is the camera down there?
Kylah
Is that his insurance card?
DaveL
I hate when the tripod slips
DaveL
30 seconds and it’s a new record!
KFitty
Are you sure you’re a chiropractor?
maryjane31
Pretending to have fun. Really not.
Miss Sally
2012 Dumb and Dumber Contest Finalists
Miss Sally
He-e-elp! Get this moron off me!!
Jesi
He could really use a Q-Tip!
Jesi
Gravity really sucks!
mzejay
One tequilla, two tequilla, next floor.
12NARMY
we are crazy how about you?
maryjane31
Will hate ourselves in the morning.
maryjane31
We are partying for….hmm…..forgot!
H2point0
Somehow, she never saw it coming.
H2point0
Crazy? Free. Everything else, there’s Mastercard.
H2point0
Flipped. Not quite the Spiderman kiss.
Caleigh Denmark
Look at me! look at me!
Caleigh Denmark
Are you sure this is o.g?
Caleigh Denmark
Look stanger, I am an octopus!
Caleigh Denmark
Staring contest one two three *blink*
Caleigh Denmark
Head is to Heavy to lift.
Caleigh Denmark
Why did I marry her – money
Caleigh Denmark
Swear to dunk I’m not god
Kaylen Directioner
i was going to save later
Kaylen Directioner
we just meet and got drunk
Caleigh Denmark
Grammy, poppy is that really you…
Kaylen Directioner
my tongue gose up gravity down
Kaylen Directioner
i thought this was orange jucie
Kaylen Directioner
first night on a Carrabean cruise
Kaylen Directioner
credit card bill unpaied this month
maryjane31
Look at us, we’re pathetic drunks!
flossntoss
Totally drink you under the table.
Kayla
We’re dazed by the old days
Kayla
This? It is just another night.
Kayla
Drinks on me, I’m on you
Kayla
Glad we can be weird together.
Kayla
not just crazy, crazy in love!
Kayla
Do we look hot like this?
Janet Smith
Drunk love always wins in’d end.
Janet Smith
No occifer; what drinking? maybe him
tallyg26
Non-alcoholic drinks. There’s no excuse.
PlanetClaire
Twister Game Night! Left foot yellow.
qwerty
He dribbles. A lot.
Jane Hallowell
I Love You More Than Drunk
Val
Hey,shink dis camera on????
Tina Marshall
Thats not my knee your touching!
Eric
I’m drunk, and you’re still ugly.
Mary
“I got you my pretty!”
Mary
“It’s 5 o’clock somewhere”
Mary
“Heads up” is so overrated…
Mary
This make my head look smaller?
Mary
Found on “texts from last night.”
Mary
My drinks bigger than my head!
Mary
Have you heard of personal space?
Mary
They missed the “drink responsible” label.
Mary
We’ll never remember but never forget
Mary
Evil creeper meets damnsal in distress.
RM
Bound by the Booze we Bought!
RM
Boozed, Bound, Bent, Bloated and Belching
SanctifiedPrincess
“Look at what I can do!”
Jenni
Never trade drinks with a girl!
Jenni
It’s rare to just be yourself.
Jenni
Love makes you do silly things
Jenni
Join us tonight for a goodtime
Jenni
Big man at night, and morning.
Jenni
It’s time, for a good time.
malu
It 5 o’clock somewhere, not here
Anthony T
On top now. On Top Later.
YOLANDA
IM A DRUNKEN AND IN LOVA
Diane
Oh, now I get it. Sideways…
Amy
Too drunk to sit up strait.
Amy
HELP! drunk and can’t get up!
Amy
Can you hear what I’m thinking???
Amy
Yeah… so, who are you again?
YOLANDA
HOLDUP DON’T SPILL MY GOOD DRINK
Amy
That’s right, I’m getting laid tonight!
Amy
So, who’s going to drive home?
Amy
I hope this isn’t on Facebook!
Amy
so… yeah, this is really awkward.
Amy
We’re perfectly capable of driving home!
Amy
Surprised we haven’t gotten thrown out!
KAREN
HEYYYY, your left nostril is missing!
Chelsea C.
“From this direction, glass half full!”
mnmkid
Recreational Forecast: Silly tonight/Sick tomorrow
K
Wait! I think I see light!…
Danny
Talk about the glass Half full!!
Danny
Why did he drink so fast?
Danny
In pursuit of all things sideways
Danny
its just another point of view
Danny
We should probably drink some more
Danny
P – A – R – T -Y yeah!!!
Danny
um why are you so surprised?
Danny
Didn’t read the memo? Tongue’s out!
Danny
i should of been on top
Danny
Next time… We are going shopping!
Geo
Guess which drink has the alcohol
Geo
Is your drink sideways too?
Geo
Why is the bartender ignoring us?
Geo
I can’t feel my toes either
Lisa
Buy me a round, or else
Kat
The double back slammer tequila squeeze
Kat
Shoot it back…. Slam it down
Amber
Simese twins in need of AA
Amber
Sideways 2: Because the first sucked
JMD
Making eyes, melting ice.
Roxanne
Drank so much my HEAD is heavy!
Jay
Raise your glass to us too!
SAF
I’ll drink you under the table
Simona Mc
What did we do & where?
Simona Mc
Ain’t life GRAND?
Simona Mc
Come on big boy! Lets GO!