SMITH and Shutterfly’s Six-Word Caption Contest continues as we seek your six words that describe the situation you see above. One lucky puppy will win a gift certificate for $50 for Shutterfly. Leave your six-word caption in the comments area below by 5pm EST this Friday. Each entry should be separate comment and you can submit up to 10 entries; read the official rules for more details.
Last week hundreds of you belly-up’d to the bar to describe the hot mess of a shot seen in this blog post. And the winning six is… “This is my last Personals Ad” by BanjoDan.
Plus: In or near NYC? Check out a SMITH Live story show on Dec. 6 at the amazing 92nd Street Y. You’ll hear stories from Elizabeth Wurtzel, Deborah Copaken Kogan, Anthony Giglio, Lynn Harris, Rachel Sklar, the poet Jane Shore and more. SMITH members can use the code “SMITH” when you buy tickets for a discount.
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NumbrOneAunt
Asked for ONE dog – Santa’s REAL!
H2point0
It’s a Collie Jolly Christmas. *click*
H2point0
Ralph never knew he was adopted.
H2point0
Cloning Dolly was just step one.
maryjane31
A canine Christmas, genuine love reflected.
LadyMac
On the 6th day of Christmas…
LadyMac
Deck hall with boughs of collies.
LadyMac
Whoville’s anti-Grinch gift protection canine unit.
LadyMac
Lydia asked Santa for six “dollies”.
LadyMac
Where are Santa’s milk and cookies?
Believe
Dog days of Christmas are here.
Big E
…..pooch pack in a pear tree!
Dean6805
I asked for some Yule LOGS!
Dean6805
Santa’s big surprise in 3… 2…
Sue B
The Iditarod Trail Race underdog team.
Freda Lottie
They said there would be treats.
Freda Lottie
Poinsettias are poison. Pass it along.
autumn22
The reindeers said they needed backup–now where’s Rudolph?
Qraig
What naughty cats get for Christmas.
maryjane31
We put the “Merry” in Christmas!
K
“Wearing a holiday meat suit, classic.”
debom
Lassie, go home!
kisskissgirl
The dogs ate ALL the presents!
kisskissgirl
Honey, the dog carolers are here…
kisskissgirl
LOOK…Santa’s coming down the chimney!
PV Harrington
Singing; “The Colly and the Ivy”.
Mzejay
Last hit was barking Jingle bells.
Miss Sally
Christmas has gone to the dogs!
maryjane31
Six canine beauties making Christmas bright!
maryjane31
We’re posing nicely, where’s the bacon!
maryjane31
Hope Santa brings us all treats.
maryjane31
Woof, woof, woof. Arf, arf, arf!
maryjane31
Just don’t send any cats in!
DynamicDbytheC
And you just wanted a puppy.
Redx3
Lassie Reunion special: Lassies, Stunt Double
Redx3
“Sign it ‘Six Pack’. It’s funny.”
JAD
Hoping they don’t get six cats!
JAD
Can’t hold this pose too long.
JAD
We’re here to keep burglars out.
camalex1
Lassie convention starts day after Christmas.
Jen
You should see our reunion photo.
Jen
The kids loved their Christmas sweaters.
trixieindixie
What partridge in a pear tree?
Gina
Who needs presents? You have us!
D.A. Spruzen
Housebroken dogs only for good children.
maryjane31
Three dogs A-sitting, three more A-laying.
Candy
Odd dog out, but in front!
Sharry
The Collies with their pet Bernese.
FichenDich
Duh, the cat took the picture !
Sharry
Obedience school Christmas party – teacher’s pets.
Julia
Eight reindeer don’t stand a chance.
H2point0
Son away for Christmas? Get dogs!
H2point0
Leave it…Leave it…OK!
Ben Gubar
Carolers are lazy! Second string team.
Daria Rydzaj
Border Collie Christmas tree defense system
L2l3
Photo courtesy of Milkbone and Valium.
Zsuzsa
When can we go Christmas collie-ing?
Cynthia
Six Dog Night, Send Fire Hydrants
William G.
We thought it was a Dogwood
Faexandrova
Man’s best friends from pal, Santa.
William G.
You had better take us out
William G.
A Tree! And there’s more presents?
Faexandrova
Tree is the odd one out.
William G.
We were on the naughty list
William G.
Is that red suit bite proof?
William G.
six times tree equals wet spot
William G.
You forgot to light up Fern
XYZ
You have gotta love the holidays
Miss Sally
Back away from the tree, Red.
trixieindixie
How embarrassing — we’re wearing Halloween costumes!
westhickey
Do you hear what I hear?
Hooch
It’s time for mistletoe and collies.
Staraj
Bark the herald. Angels on strike.
Wendy
Hope Timmy’s not in the well.
ABC
Nobody told us to say cheese.
Sydney
On the sixth day of Christmas…
Sydney
No barking until kids are up.
Sydney
Best Christmas: no bones about it.
kisskissgirl
They left! Let’s find the presents!
Laura
Alright who let the flea In ?
Laura
We’ll have a doggone good Christmas .
Laura
Five naughty collies , only one saint
Knoxena
Will Santa tell us all apart??????
islandmom
The trick was setting the timer.
Missbethany
Oh no, not the sweaters again!
queenmab
No more relatives until next Christmas.
enjoyingmeaning
Beethoven and Lassie are late again.
Cara
…Six Shetland sheepdogs…five golden rings…
diylibrarian
Five dogs was just not enough.
kanuti
Dasher, Dancer, Donder, Blitzen, Comet, Fido
YOLANDA
SANTAS JOLLY WITH LOTS OF COLLIES
Mollie
Who calls the bone-shaped package?
lollypop
who photoshopped us? getting outta here
Amy
Loosing focus in 3, 2, 1…
Amy
This is just one picture… right?
Amy
Can we get up now please?
Obber
Six geese a laying?! That’s BS!
Amy
I just wanted my chew toy…
Amy
We took turns marking the tree.
Amy
You’d never guess, we’re all related!
Amy
We have to do this again?
Amy
Please don’t look under the tree…
Amy
Grandma got ran over by what???!
Amy
Quick, formation everyone! Hide the puddle!
Anthony
Introducing half a dozen doggie beauties.
LFergie
Why the long faces? Say “Milkbone!”
Katie
Reindeer Strike! Two more dogs needed!
Katie
Doggonit! There’s no room for presents!
Katie
Dogs: “Shouldn’t PETA be stopping this?”
McKenzie Clarke
Canine Christmas Security system- Only $99.99
Songwriter
At least they’re home for Christmas.
Songwriter
Prefer dog Christmas over family Christmas.
Jake Boyk
No, the presents are all MINE!
Jake Boyk
The presents are mine. No, MINE!
Jake Boyk
“The presents are mine.”
“No, MINE!”
Jeff
“My gift’s in the plant (wink).”
Jake Boyk
Family time! No, now it’s Collie time!
Jake Boyk
Peaceful time. Christmas time. Collie time!
Jake Boyk
Family time? No, it’s doggy time!
KAREN
The POINSETTIAS…not, point setters, DUH
KAREN
“did HE just come down the chimney?”
KAREN
You want us to do WHAT ?
KAREN
“find Timmy, Lassie”……(50” flatscreen ROCKS!)
Scarlett
Children never pay this much attention!
Grandma Mary
Results of liking the collie better
Wayne
We pounce when she says cheese.
Wayne
Tired of floor. Need Christmas chair.
Robin Slick
Oh, cool, Santa’s eating the cat!
maryjane31
I love you my sweet angels
Marie
Classic family portrait — no one’s smiling.
scribbling_scribe
Lassie never had it so good!!
scribbling_scribe
Christmas has gone to the dogs!
HeyAnnis
We three Kings with three Trixies
Jake Boyk
With great power comes great dogability.
Jake Boyk
Minimum wage for guarding these presents. -.-
Jake Boyk
“Woof?”
“Ruff, ruff!”
“Woof??!!”
“Woof, ruff!!!”
KFitty
Wise parents edit letters to Santa.
bevvie
Stepford dogs around the Christmas tree.
Jake Boyk
I REALLY want a chew toy!
Angie Haider
The typical empty nest Christmas card!
John Big John
Taken moments before 2012 Canine Revolution.
Granny Mary
Stay still like statues, Santa’s watching
JAD
This is a dog’s day Christmas.
Lisa E.
Damn. Suspicions confirmed. Santa’s a cat.
Lisa E.
Give us treats or we’ll tell.
Lisa E.
Another ridiculous Christmas Card. Who cares?
bevvie
Wait for it…then legs up!
maryjane31
Hope we light up your lives!
DynamicDbytheC
Couldn’t fly. Santa laid us off.
Last photo with tree still standing.
DynamicDbytheC
Mom said she’ll only walk ONE.
“Look innocent so she keeps us.”
Batteries not included. Leash not included.
Autumn22
Honey, I told you to stop hitting enter on the shopping cart checkout page!
Autumn22
Ha! The White House Christmas card only has ONE dog!
Autumn22
And all through the house, not a dog was stirring….
Autumn22
I told you at the dog park, “Mi casa es su casa” is just a figure of speech!
Autumn22
If they can remake The Sound of Music, we can totally rock a redo of 101 Dalmations!
Autumn22
I told you not to worry if you haven’t read the book. We never actually discuss it!
Autumn22
Come, they told us, paw rump paw paw pum.
bevvie
Who’s that guy in the front?
bevvie
Next year we stage the shoot.
bevvie
Thank goodness they forgot the hats!
bevvie
Next year we want The Rockettes.
bevvie
We know where your shoes are.
bevvie
Let’s pee on that damn camera!
Maya
Decking halls with bow-wows of holly.
DynamicDbytheC
This neighborhood better have fire hydrants.
DynamicDbytheC
Santa’s reject boys. Reindeer acted smug.
Heather Dearly
Asked for a six-pack. Wasn’t specific.
PenceGirl
What nice boys and girls get.,
I wanna sit on his lap.,
What’s that? Santa fell down chimney?,
Only one is real. Which one?,
Heard this? Three Wisemen, Five Shelties…,
And, I wore an ugly sweater?!,
Geo
See – dogs don;t just play poker
Geo
who ate the presents this year?
Geo
Pounce when you see santa coming
Geo
Santa won;t eat this year’s cookies – grrrrr
trixietrudy
He must have paid the bouncer.
trixietrudy
The new guy drinks wheatgrass juice.
trixietrudy
Attention Central Casting: not a collie.
trixietrudy
Central Casting: you’re fired. Needed collie.
scribbling_scribe
Christmas eve at the taxidermist’s home.
scribbling_scribe
Yule log. Eggnog grog. Watchdogs agog.
jeffkoa
Just wait until parents not home.
notyouraveragegirl
Santa asked, “Are you good boys?”
ipromise
christmas:everyone you love should be there.
ipromise
i said : “dogs are my family!”
DynamicDbytheC
Decking halls with bow-wows of collies.
Oscar Padilla
Christmas has gone to the dogs I see!
Anonymous
Really, five more live me great
Kaykay Mac
Found out wasn’t part of litter
Wolfie
Cheeze! Now back to playing poker.
DukeRaider
This Christmas, we’re doing it doggie-style!
DukeRaider
Where are our stockings bitch?
DukeRaider
Elves on strike. Called temp agency.
DukeRaider
I drank too much egg nog!
DukeRaider
The original “camels” in the nativity.
DukeRaider
You gave the in-laws Polyjuice Potion!?
DukeRaider
Poinsettias and dogs. Hmmm, Collieflower anyone?
DukeRaider
Hey! The dogs stole Santa’s beard!
DukeRaider
This year’s Christmas party theme? Poop-a-palooza!
DukeRaider
New Gremlins that multiply with water.
Thomas Pengilly
The doggie dozen Xmas party bash?
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