SMITH and Shutterfly’s Six-Word Caption Contest continues as we seek your six words that describe the photo you see above. One concise clown will win a gift certificate for $50 for Shutterfly. Leave your six-word caption in the comments area below by 5pm EST this Friday, Dec. 14. Each entry should be separate comment and you can submit up to 10 entries; read the official rules for more details.
Doggonit was it tough to pick a winner among the hundreds of smart and witty puppies this past week who shared six words to describe the playful Christmas scene seen in this blog post. And the winning six is… “Ralph never knew he was adopted,” by H2point0. Thanks to all who got into the spirit of the contest—tis the season to be six-y.
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DukeRaider
Early warning signs of sociopathic tendencies.
DukeRaider
Mom promised she wouldn’t show anyone!
DukeRaider
Line forms awaiting Stephen King’s “It.”
DukeRaider
Clowns now officially creep me out.
Wolfie
Do you think something smells funny?
Miss Sally
Eighteen, and I’m SO outta here!
Wolfie
Apples fall close to the tree.
Miss Sally
But it makes me look FAT!
Wolfie
I am never going outside again!
Wolfie
At least we’re not mimes again.
Wolfie
Don’t make me laugh. Not funny.
DukeRaider
Proof why kids hate their parents.
DukeRaider
“Hank paid on his bet. Grudgingly.”
DukeRaider
Am I a clown or pinata?
Robin Slick
Armageddon precursor: Send in the clowns
hieronimo
My therapist says it started here.
Whelp
Jesteyears it was cool to clown
Whelp
Wanted the silly only clowns get
Whelp
3###^{}|~>24$&@556;;;;:XXXX!!!.?!$78 our age in clown years
maryjane31
Hey big guy don’t start crying.
zamadeus
wait, it’s not a costume party?
PlanetClaire
Don’t wanna go to (clown) school!
scribbling_scribe
Shhh! We’re Santa’s elves in disguise.
mzejay
Before the bedazzler there were pompoms.
mzejay
Clown school graduation day photo op.
DukeRaider
Pretty sure the seamstress was drunk.
DukeRaider
Models for Baskin Robbins’ clown cones?
rabbithole
Poor Yorick found his calling early.
rabbithole
Pre-school Rigoletto auditions always cause heartbreak.
Abbz24
They said everything would get better.
John Big John
Lifetime of being single started here.
maryjane31
Our names are Happy and Sad.
maryjane31
We shall never mention this again!
maryjane31
OK where is the exit please?
JAD
Not cut out to be clowns.
Savita
Mom said this would look “sophisticated”.
H2point0
The next thought? Rob a bank.
H2point0
It was different in the seventies.
Miss Sally
I HATE this stupid clown suit!!
Miss Sally
Can you hear me screaming inside?
Miss Sally
Camera shy and we know why.
Illuminatrix
The shit we do for candy.
Illuminatrix
Messed up thing is they’re coulrophobic.
Illuminatrix
Then the bitch says, “Entertain me.”
Illuminatrix
I can smell our future alcoholism.
Illuminatrix
Guarantee of majorly warped teenage brothers.
Illuminatrix
These clowns choose your retirement home.
Illuminatrix
Potty-trained, but crapping for revenge.
Illuminatrix
“What are you boys?” “Cereal killers.”
PlanetClaire
The Ringling kids were nice, but …
Illuminatrix
Isn’t this crap for, like, chihuahuas?!
Illuminatrix
Later…We know where she sleeps.
PlanetClaire
Who’s babysitting? Amanda Smeedy, Baby Tamer.
kisskissgirl
Tsk, couldn’t afford professional birthday clowns.
kisskissgirl
Don’t cry big brother…it’ll pass!
mzejay
Child labor laws left us behind.
PaulH
Isn’t it bliss?
Don’t you approve?
Emery Smith
Don’t show this to our wives.
Bagel bro
She wonders why we clown around
Miss Sally
If I believe strong enough…poof!
Miss Sally
I’m a ballerina! Not a CLOWN!
alexispc84
Never invited to another party again!
Hank
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? DON’T SMILE!
Hank
YOU HAD TO SAY YES, BOZO!
Hank
Who has more balls now, crybaby?
Hank
I’m Sally, you’re John Wayne who?
Hank
What the heck is a “mummer”?
Hank
Always! Always! I get moo-moo red!
Hank
Gotta go potty. Never mind.
Hank
Psst, check out what THEY’RE wearing!
Hank
Next time call TAILS, genius!
Hank
Wasn’t Granny in the chair?
Katherine Gotthardt
Quiet! We were born this way.
Chris
Been playing with mom’s makeup again?
Autumn22
The Avon lady scored big this week.
Autumn22
Since when did they have clowns in the Christmas pagent?
Autumn22
No, seriously, my sister told me the invitation said wear clown costumes.
Autumn22
Playing office. Dad says he works with a bunch of clowns.
maryjane31
Yes, aren’t we just so special?
maryjane31
Can we end this now? Seriously.
Songwriter
It was a low budget Halloween.
brandonindothan
Alright, who farted?!
brandonindothan
Get the chair in the picture!
brandonindothan
In our NEXT act…
brandonindothan
Spongebob better be DVRing.
Wolfie
Life’s just one big circus show.
Wolfie
There’s no Buisness like show Buisness!
Wolfie
Lets pray we can get adopted!
Miss Sally
Taken just minutes before child vanished.
deliibeli
‘Clowning around’ certainly at its finest.
diana.chav
Ronald McDonald’s bloodline continues to prevail.
legend.of.aang
A mother’s revenge for inadequate grades.
knox.college.dd
“Will ride mini unicycles for food”
kitten_1212
Reasons why the Smith’s WANTED homeschooling…
linda_smo12
Will juggle for a happy meal.
dark_knight
Then we realized, “Why so serious?”
dark_knight1
If the Joker ever had children…
taangrule93
“Getting a REAL clown’s expensive, girls!”
littlemonster
Skittles can NOT compete with us.
dboy12
Because dressing normal is too mainstream
dboy12
Shouldn’t have bet on the cubs
Roxane
PLEASE Mom, I’ve really got to potty!
Roxane
I ASKED for a princess costume!
Roxane
WHY did you let HIM pick???
Beth
Does this make me look fat?
Beth
Punishment for laughing at mom’s cooking.
Beth
“…funny like I’m a clown?” -Goodfellas
Beth
You mean, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow?!
Beth
Do I look like I’m amused?
Beth
No mom, clowns were NEVER cool.
Beth
I told you WE should pick.
coolpic G
hold..Our Show, About to Begin!
coolpic G
we look COOL …dont we ;I !!
favepeep
Both in therapy by year’s end.
Robinder2
Another day at the Bozo household!
Robinder2
“…I thought our school uniforms sucked!”
Robinder2
“This doesn’t look like the circus!”
Robinder2
“We’re going as Congressmen for Halloween!”
Robinder2
I wonder what the couch thinks.
Robinder2
Warning! Box of crayons may explode!
Wolfie
Why are we doing this? Again?
Wolfie
Handover the note, grab money, Run!
Miss Sally
Gloom, despair and agony on me.
Miss Sally
“The tears of a clown”, illustrated.
Autumn22
Clown is our last name. Just deal.
Autumn22
Wait until you see the dog.
Autumn22
No one will understand Christmas clowns.
Autumn22
Pom-poms. They are called pom-poms, OK?
Autumn22
Opps. Past deadline, sorry. My best captions too!
DynamicDbytheC
Overcoming fear of clowns. Starting small.
DynamicDbytheC
Little sister upstaging my clown debut.
SE123
On the count of three – RUN!
Kelley
They said we wouldn’t be scary!
thelotlessmonster
These two clowns need photoshopped ringleader.
thelotlessmonster
Ringling brother’s hand me down clothes!
thelotlessmonster
Mom said “Beauty pageant time, girls!”
thelotlessmonster
And the curtains are plain white.
thelotlessmonster
These two clowns now run Shutterfly!
thelotlessmonster
The Clown costume contest winner is….